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Give Blood? Page 17

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 2:08 PM BST

She hangs a little pine tree from it.

To scare her boyf, she sticks on one of those 'Baby On Board' stickers, too.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 19 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Do they have that new car smell??

Laughing out loud Sick

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 2:08 PM BST

She hangs a little pine tree from it.

*poor quality joke about little pricks*

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 2:08 PM BST

She hangs a little pine tree from it.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 2:08 PM BST

She hangs a little pine tree from it.

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Ahem, I'll have you know I look after my sex organs like it's a brand new car.

What you give it a yearly service?

Every few months she gets a team of oily men under her bonnet for a good root around.

I wish.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Ahem, I'll have you know I look after my sex organs like it's a brand new car.

Nipples greased regularly ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 21 2010, 1:04 AM BST

Nipples greased regularly ?

Let's hope she changes her pads more than once every 3 years. Sick

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! DaButt!!!

I think we've gone as far as we should in this direction! Blurg.

I bet it's one of those gas guzzlers isn't it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 20 2009, 7:14 PM BST

Interesting. I'm A+, like nearly all of Norway or Finland as some doctor told me once, apparently....

Yes same here, I'm A+, it's rarer, less common, but for some ridiculous reason it isn't needed as much as the common stuff!! I feel less guilty about not going tho.

I give blood and I'm group O.

Last time I was at the doctor's, I asked what blood type I was, assuming it would be in my records and she said it wasn't. :(

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 11:01 PM BST

Last time I was at the doctor's, I asked what blood type I was, assuming it would be in my records and she said it wasn't. :(

You'll be Rhesus Positive ...

'Rhesus? They're monkeys aren't they ? How dare you ! I didn't come here to be insulted by a legalised vampire !'

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