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Chip just cut his finger and because somebody saw him do it has had to put it in the accident book. :$

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2010, 12:39 PM BST

Chip just cut his finger

Was it a cry for help?

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2010, 12:39 PM BST

Chip just cut his finger and because somebody saw him do it has had to put it in the accident book. :$

Awww! What colour is your blood? In fact, do you even bleed blood?

Satsuma juice.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 21 2010, 12:40 PM BST

Was it a cry for help?

My posts here are the cry for help.

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 12:46 PM BST

Satsuma juice.

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Awww! What colour is your blood? In fact, do you even bleed blood?

Yes, I do. You couldn't come up here and suck my finger, Ellie?

She's on a diet!
I wonder if blood has a calorie content?

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:01 PM BST

She's on a diet!
I wonder if blood has a calorie content?

You don't see many fat vampires.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 21 2010, 1:03 PM BST

You don't see many fat vampires.

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Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2010, 12:50 PM BST

Yes, I do. You couldn't come up here and suck my finger, Ellie?

Unless you bleed sugar, no way!

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:01 PM BST

She's on a diet!
I wonder if blood has a calorie content?

It's probably about 10 calories a drop.

Quote: David Bussell @ May 21 2010, 1:05 PM BST
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:D

But he's an actor, not one of those actual real vampires.

Quote: bigfella @ May 21 2010, 1:27 AM BST

Come on now, there is so much to be grateful for!

So much to be happy about. A new dawn will soon rise and with it a whole world of exciting opportunities.

Well I got my letter of acceptance for a Freedom Pass, and an e-mail about a uni course. Both new.

Freedom Pass? You're not over 60?

Quote: bigfella @ May 21 2010, 1:33 AM BST

See!

It works.

Now for Aaron.

He doesn't seem to be moving......

He went to bed, crushed with the depression of life.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 9:35 AM BST

I wish my life was as interesting as yours DaButt... flying all over the place.

Anyway, I have some exciting news (for me). Since January 08 I've been trying to lose weight and today I hit my 3 stone mark! Very bloody happy. Just another stone and 9lbs and I'll be there. Determination!!!

I've no idea how many pounds are in a stone, but you should probably go on Dance Your Ass Off if You Have Been Watching is anything to go by.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 1:24 PM BST

Freedom Pass? You're not over 60?

But I am a disabled.

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