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How long does it take someone to earn a four-figure sum? On a minimum wage, it would take about a month, and an average wage takes a fortnight; a new doctor gets it in a week, while someone like a freelance programme manager could earn it in a day, or even a morning. Top footballers earn it in an hour.

So where should other professions go on this scale?

Me, eternity.

Just checked the exchange rate and was shocked to see the pound at $1.43. It was $1.53 the first time I visited and $1.89 the last time I was there.

So it would cost you $1.43 to buy £1? Is that good or bad?

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2010, 1:37 PM BST

So it would cost you $1.43 to buy £1? Is that good or bad?

Good for me, bad for you. My money will buy more. It'll probably entice a lot of tourists and that's doubly bad for you. :)

Quote: DaButt @ May 21 2010, 1:41 PM BST

Good for me, bad for you.

America's motto!

Quote: DaButt @ May 21 2010, 1:41 PM BST

Good for me, bad for you. My money will buy more. It'll probably entice a lot of tourists and that's doubly bad for you. :)

I don't leave the house much, so it's unlikely to affect me at the moment!

This is actually good for us! Get those tourists over spending their cash in our fair country.

Quote: bigfella @ May 21 2010, 4:28 PM BST

This is actually good for us! Get those tourists over spending their cash in our slightly rubbish country.

Quote: bigfella @ May 21 2010, 4:28 PM BST

This is actually good for us! Get those tourists over spending their cash in our fair country.

You could drive them round London in an open top bus giving your inspiring speach.

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2010, 1:47 PM BST

America's motto!

:D

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2010, 1:21 PM BST

Me, eternity.

I don't believe that - how many Comedy DVD box sets have you bought recently? ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ May 21 2010, 5:56 PM BST

I don't believe that - how many Comedy DVD box sets have you bought recently? ;)

Not many. And 120% more than I can afford.

What do you do as a living Aaron?

At the moment, nothing.

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