This is less cute.
What YouTube video are you watching? Page 40
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2010, 9:39 PM BSThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFfQgmBEuxk&feature=player_embedded
Yes, it's a baby rabbit eating a daisy.
I love his wickle nose!
I want to make a really good cartoon to put on YouTube but I'm trying to decide what sketch I should go with out of the following:
SKETCH 1. OBSESSIVE COMPULSION DISORDER
INT: DOCTOR'S ROOM
DOCTOR:
I'm afraid your wife has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: it's an irrational fear that compels her to turn every light switch on and off five times. Once she gets an idea into her head, no matter how absurd, she's unable to stop the compulsion.
SHOCKED HUSBAND TURNS TO HIS WIFE.
WIFE:
It's true.
WIFE BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES.
HUSBAND:
(TO DOCTOR) Can it be cured?
DOCTOR:
I am afraid not.
HUSBAND TURNS TO WIFE.
HUSBAND:
You know ... if you don't have sex with me five times a day, you'll die.
WIFE STOPS CRYING AND LOOKS UP IN SHOCK.
HUSBAND:
And if there's no anal ... (FROWNS)... the kids ...
HUSBAND DRAWS FINGER ACROSS THROAT.
WIFE LOOKS STUNNED. THE DOCTOR LOOKS SHOCKED BUT SLOWLY RAISES TWO APPROVING THUMBS.
END SKETCH.
SKETCH 2. BAN THE RACISTS
INT: DAY - CONFERENCE ROOM. REPRESENTATIVES OF DIFFERENT RACES SIT AT A TABLE. A WHITE WOMAN ADDRESSES THE MEETING.
WOMAN:
Today we've been given an opportunity to erase all the racially abusive words from our language, words so offensive that they'll now carry a life sentence. So please, let's begin by nominating words to ban.
AN ASIAN MAN STANDS.
ASIAN MAN:
Paki.
A MURMER OF AGREEMENT. THE ASIAN MAN SITS. A BLACK MAN STANDS.
BLACK MAN:
Nigger.
MORE MURMERS OF AGREEMENT. THE BLACK MAN SITS. A WHITE MAN WITH RED HAIR STANDS.
RED HEAD MAN:
Ginga.
THE MAN LOOKS AROUND EXPECTING AGREEMENT BUT THERE'S SILENCE.
WOMAN:
Don't be so f**king stupid, ya ginger twat.
THE TABLE ERUPTS IN AGREEMENT.
BLACK MAN:
Yeah, f**k off ginger pubes.
ASIAN MAN:
Carrot wanker.
WOMAN:
You've been tango'd.
INSULTS CONTINUE AS THE MAN BOWS HIS HEAD AND EXITS.
END SKETCH.
SKETCH 3. THE PARK
EXT: WOODS. CGI OR PUPPET SQUIRRELS GATHER AROUND THEIR LEADER.
SQUIRREL:
We're hungry and the nuts have gone, what'll we do?
LEADER:
I've heard a human talking about a place where there are loads of nuts!
CUT TO: INT: A LIVING ROOM.
KID:
Dad, can you take us to the park?
DAD REACTS WITH HORROR.
DAD:
Um, sorry, can't Sam.
KID:
Why not?
FLASHBACK. EXT: WOODS. DAD WANDERS AT NIGHT, LOOKING FOR ADULT ACTIVITIES.
DAD:
(SOFT) Hello, is anybody there?
BUSHES RUSTLE. DAD SHINES HIS TORCH AND SPIES A MAN IN A DIRTY MAC, A HAT CONCEALS HIS FACE. DELIGHTED, DAD PRANCES OVER. THE OTHER MAN IS SILENT BUT POINTS TO DAD'S GROIN.
DAD UNZIPS HIS FLIES AND CHECKS THE REACTION OF THE OTHER MAN. HIS EXPRESSION TURNS TO HORROR. THE MUTE MAN OPENS HIS MAC LIKE A FLASHER TO REVEAL SQUIRRELS IN DISGUISE. THEIR EYES GLOW EVIL RED.
LEADER:
Get his nuts!
DAD SCREAMS AND IS CHASED THROUGH THE WOODS AS SQUIRRELS LEAP ON HIS NECK AND LEGS IN VIOLENT (WATERSHIP DOWN) MANNER.
END SKETCH.
SKETCH 4: Two men at a bar, a customer and the bar tender, and a big dog
CUSTOMER: (To the barman) Does your dog bite?
BARMAN: No
The man goes to stroke dog, who promptly bites off his hand, leaving a bloodied stump
CUSTOMER: ARGH! I though you said your dog doesn't bite!
BARMAN: That's not my dog
END SKETCH
SKETCH 5. THE ALMIGHTY FOOTBALL FAN
EXT: PARK. A FOOTBALL FAN IN A RED FOOTBALL SHIRT RUNS THROUGH A PARK, CHASED BY YOBS IN BLUE FOOTBALL SHIRTS. THE YOBS CARRY BATS AND KNIVES.
YOB 1:
United scum.
YOB 2:
Kill him.
THE CHASED MAN JUMPS OVER A HEDGE AND HIDES. HE'S LOST THE YOBS FOR A MOMENT BUT THEY HAVEN'T GIVEN UP LOOKING FOR HIM. THE MAN PUTS HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND PRAYS.
CHASED MAN:
God, help me please.
THERE'S A BLAST OF WHITE LIGHT AND A HUGE MAN, IN WHITE ROBES, WITH A WHITE BEARD STANDS BEFORE HIM.
CHASED MAN:
Oh God, thank you. You've come to save me.
THE MAN THROWS HIMSELF AT GOD'S FEET, BUT GOD KICKS HIM AWAY. THE MAN LOOKS UP IN SURPRISE. GOD RIPS OPEN HIS ROBES TO REVEAL A BLUE FOOTBALL SHIRT.
GOD:
You're f**ked, Sunshine. (TO RIVAL FANS) Hey, lads. He's over here, lets get him!
END SKETCH.
Here's a link to my website to see what my cartoons look like. http://www.scottevansdesigns.blogspot.com/
You will see one animation on there for a job I did. I'll probably do this animation in a similar style. I just need to find people to help me with the vocals for it, cos it'sn not quite the same when you do all the voices yourself
Not YouTube but how cute are these sloths?
Stephen Fry just put this up on twitter.
Not only for cat lovers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYZifDZF4Y
For people with cartoon cat fetishes too?
That is seriously nasty - but he deserved it.
As if you'd video somebody doing that.
Arse and holes.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2010, 12:43 PM BSTFor people with cartoon cat fetishes too?
Everyone was a fan of Kitty Jo and that song. How old are you Ellie?
24. I don't know it.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2010, 3:30 PM BST24. I don't know it.
Well, when I was your age, I was 24.
I have just watched the top 15 entries for the doritos competition.
I would seriously recommend watching. Very good.
http://www.youtube.com/user/doritoskingofads#p/c/4C5240C28FAACC75
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ May 20 2010, 1:49 PM BST
Ha! Tit.
Argh, that's gross.