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An essay I started in General Studies A level

The internet and all things porny.

The internet is a ravishing thing, it has become the pinnacle of the 'arts' and 'graphic media'. Access to such explicit content among young children (approximately age 13) has increased - I think we all remember the episode of Cougar Hunters III where Dolly gets taken up the aisle. Followed by the episode where she gets married. Social networking sites, or child-traps, such as Facebook or MySpace are developing rapeidly - rapidly, into becoming free sites for fat, sweaty men to corrupt the innocence of Britain's teenagers.
'Grooming' has become an entirely glamourised lifestyle favoured by many middle-aged men, it increases their social status, as - like fishing - men can compare their 'catches'. I myself had an experience of grooming when I visited Miniclip's 'Club Penguin'. I wanted some items for my penguin, one man agreed to give me them - in return for sexual intercourse. I nearly turned it down - but the items were rare.
Many mail order brides, particularly the Chi/Thai variety, have been banned in many countries. However, online companies such as Guidetoabride.com and eBay allow women to be bidded upon, but sold - quite cleverly - as a 'Joke, with free bride'. This may be a benefit to many middle aged men who would, how can I put it, rather pay for their meat than shoot the deer themselves - you with me?

Did you finish it?

Haha, Erm no we haven't had another lesson yet. To be honest it was a mick take of the actual assignment, I just thought it would be fun to write something like that! What did you think of it? I could write more :)

If you really want to impress, write an essay about how the fat older male teacher (there must be at least one at your school) constantly fantasizes about screwing his female students, yet can no longer get it up for his wife in the bedroom. Or write a truthful expose of the school's prefects who take drugs. Or just write about the students who are screwing each other. Guaranteed to arouse the interest of the teachers, provided it is well written. Are you with me?

Haha,that's a great idea, we really do have so many teachers like that, but they are not always inclined to the female students.. you with me? haha :D

I'm lost.

Quote: Paddy of Dyslexia @ March 13 2010, 3:55 PM GMT

Haha,that's a great idea, we really do have so many teachers like that, but they are not always inclined to the female students.. you with me? haha :D

In which case you could write an essay in which you fantasize about one of your male teachers locking you in a classroom after school and making love to you. Are you with me?

There's no need to fantasize. That actually happened.

Anyway I probably should have mentioned that the essay was supposed to be on the benefits and problems with the internet :)

Quote: Paddy of Dyslexia @ March 14 2010, 12:16 PM GMT

Anyway I probably should have mentioned that the essay was supposed to be on the benefits and problems with the internet :)

Wrap a teacher or something up in it... Trust me if it's good enough the teacher will curse you but not return the essay.

It's general studies, no one gives a f**k.

And it's a good starting point the club penguin bit was funny, just build on it from there.

Haha, true enough! Thanks for the feedback, I will probably finish it in the next lesson. And Yes general studies really is the biggest waste of time and no one ever does anything! Ill post it up here if I finish it. Did anyone get the cougar hunters joke?

Not long ago, when I'm about to finish my very first essay, I also used the internet as a reference. However, half of the results were also irrelevant.

If your teacher doesn't mention any specific subject then I suggest you write something you really know. It's easier to write things that you have strong knowledge about and won't require you to make research efforts.

Kenneth suggested topic is also a good one. :):)

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