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Quote: Cheesehoven @ May 17 2010, 10:28 AM BST

This series has been very mediocre.

Britain's Got Talent is "mediocre". Big f**king shock.

Here is my entry for BCG's got Talent. Picture the scene......

I am dressed as 1980s sensation, Timmy Mallet. My 90 year old grandmother is dressed in a big foam mallet costume. I have a table containing the clutch plates for various British Leyland motor cars which I hurl across the stage, frisbee style, while Grandma tries to catch them in her mouth - identifying the specific vehicle they belong to by the amount of damage caused. All the while I am shouting 'Whackaday'.

I'd f**kin pay to watch that.

If you can sing a bit of opera at the same time, Will, you're onto a winner!

And don't forget a decent sob story, maybe your dog's got Down's Syndrome or something...

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Well if Brown didn't resign before this came out, he certainly should have afterwards !

"Simon has ... helped make Sony a multinational conglomerate." WTF?!?1

Quote: Aaron @ May 17 2010, 12:50 PM BST

Britain's Got Talent is "mediocre". Big f**king shock.

I think mediocre is a bit of a compliment.

Very true.

Quote: Aaron @ May 17 2010, 12:50 PM BST

Britain is "mediocre". Big f**king shock.

Sadly true.

I like the idea that basically it is just to find an act to stick in front of the Queen in an old fashioned variety show. I think I have only heard one person when asked why they are there or where do they see the act going replying that they'd like to do the act for the Queen is all.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 18 2010, 9:00 PM BST

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Well if Brown didn't resign before this came out, he certainly should have afterwards !

Brown's off his rocker! Not least because Cowell's a Tory and popped up in The Sun before the election to tell us all to vote Conservative. Plus he's a sneering bully, and sneering bullies shouldn't be rewarded.

I was thinking of going on and doing an act based solely on impressions of 1970s cartoon characters. Nobody's done that before, have they?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2010, 3:04 PM BST

I was thinking of going on and doing an act based solely on impressions of 1970's cartoon characters. Nobody's done that before, have they?

I was thinking of going on and just reciting all my BCG posts. Television gold.

Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2010, 3:03 PM BST

Sadly true.

Yes, sadly so.

Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2010, 3:04 PM BST

Brown's off his rocker!

No shit.

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2010, 3:09 PM BST

No shit.

That said, he's also history and not in charge anymore. So knocking him's a bit lame. We should be knocking those in power now. Cameron and Clegg.

But it's far more fun to mock and knock Gordon; and his failings are far more evident and more serious.

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