The invisible man has been arrested for murder. He will disappear before the magistrate today.
Arrested
He protested he was innocent but the judge saw straight through him.
He was clearly guilty.
It was a transparent case.
He's suspected of being the terrorist mastermind. Osam Bin Visible.
Quote: sootyj @ May 19 2010, 12:33 PM BSTHe protested he was innocent but the judge saw straight through him.
He was clearly guilty.
It was a transparent case.
Just had 1965 on the phone ... They want their jokes back.
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 2:46 PM BSTJust had 1965 on the phone ... They want their jokes back.
I just had David Spade on the phone. He wants his 'I just had (BLANK) on the phone' joke back.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 19 2010, 2:49 PM BSTI just had David Spade on the phone. He wants his 'I just had (BLANK) on the phone' joke back.
That's rich coming from you.
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 2:51 PM BSTThat's rich coming from you.
Hand on heart I have never stolen a David Spade joke.
I was referring to the Rorschach Test sketch you put in Critique a few days ago.
You know, the one you slightly reworded and tried to pass off as your own.
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 3:08 PM BSTI was referring to the Rorschach Test sketch you put in Critique a few days ago.
You know, the one you slightly reworded and tried to pass off as your own.
You are a tit, Don.
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 3:08 PM BSTI was referring to the Rorschach Test sketch you put in Critique a few days ago.
You know, the one you slightly reworded and tried to pass off as your own.
Oh, the one I'd never heard of you mean?
It's a pitfall of the game that when you actually get out there and produce work (rather than wasting the prime of your life snarking on internet forums) that you might occassionally write a piece of material similar to something that's already been done.
The Rorschach blot joke is something of a classic. Like jokes about Dr's waiting rooms, lusty vicars and bashful tarts. Most good comedy is a variation of a theme. As comedy only works with commonly held social meanings.
A kind of surprising familiar.
It's the sort of thing that's obvious to people who know comedy. And second nature to those who love it. But baffeling and incomprehensible who neither know nor love comedy.
N.B. why couldn't the troll become invisible? Everyone could see how full of shit he was.
I think Arthur Askey wrote that one.
Christ, you lot are dull. I'm out ... 
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 3:32 PM BST
Christ, you lot are dull. I'm out ...
Wa!
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 3:32 PM BST
Christ, you lot are dull. I'm out ...
*Prays to baby Jesus he's out for good*
Quote: don rushmore @ May 19 2010, 3:32 PM BST
Christ, you lot are dull. I'm out ...
not if you met me.. I'm the youngest, teenage /pensioner in the village.
I'd not heard the joke before. What happened on the news this morning the presenter said 'he has been arrested and will appear before magistrates today.' Now I could swear she said disappear and it made me laugh so much....