This always makes me laugh...
http://www.theonion.com/video/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys,14216/
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 19 2010, 9:25 AM BSTpernickty
Ahem.
Aside from the abhorrent Americanism: pernickety*
Quote: chipolata @ May 18 2010, 6:43 PM BSTI'm thinking of joining the Organ Donor Register. I've filled in the form but I'm getting cold feet about it now. I'm worried that sending it off might hasten my own death. It's the right thing to do, though. Somebody might need my small bowel and eyeballs one day.
I'm an Organ Doner. Might as well save someone else when I die. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2010, 1:29 PM BSTI'm an Organ Doner. Might as well save someone else when I die.
Organ doner. Sounds cheap and onion-filled.
Haha, ooops. I am also an Organ Donor!
I hope I don't get your spelling organ...
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 1:57 PM BSTI hope I don't get your spelling organ...
Could be worse. You could get the sex organs. Totally worn away.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2010, 2:00 PM BSTCould be worse. You could get the sex organs. Totally worn away.
Why would zooo need new sex organs? I imagine hers are in mint condition. Never used. Still in the box.
It's true. I am a virgin. Brand spanking new!
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2010, 2:02 PM BSTWhy would zooo need new sex organs? I imagine hers are in mint condition. Never used. Still in the box.
Are you trying to incite an incident?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2010, 2:03 PM BSTAre you trying to incite an incident?
That's me, Incendary Chip!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2010, 2:00 PM BSTCould be worse. You could get the sex organs. Totally worn away.
Ahem, I'll have you know I look after my sex organs like it's a brand new car.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2010, 2:07 PM BSTAhem, I'll have you know I look after my sex organs like it's a brand new car.
Do they have that new car smell??
She hangs a little pine tree from it.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2010, 2:07 PM BSTAhem, I'll have you know I look after my sex organs like it's a brand new car.
I shall have to send round the special organ inspectors.