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Quote: Leevil @ May 19 2010, 12:41 PM BST

Hah, I wonder who here has actually used that line?

I did once when I was 16, whilst very drunk, to try and get a woman who worked in a bar my step Dad ran to give me and my friends some beer to take upstairs. She said no. But later there was a tap at the door and I opened it to find a box full of cans. So it can work!

Quote: Marc P @ May 19 2010, 12:53 PM BST

My existing laptop is nearly knackered so I need a new one anyway - and it wasnt a lot more to get one with long battery life - I guess I just like the portability aspect, go and sit on the beach or the park or wherever, my Garden that kind of thing.

But can see the monitor okay outside? I've never had a laptop that was readable on a sunny, or even not so sunny day, outside.

Quote: Marc P @ May 19 2010, 1:13 PM BST

Oooh yeah! :)

Credit the playboy mansion in your next book see what you get for free then...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 19 2010, 1:16 PM BST

But can see the monitor okay outside? I've never had a laptop that was readable on a sunny, or even not so sunny day, outside.

It's back lit LED so hopefully, but who knows???

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 19 2010, 1:16 PM BST

I did once when I was 16, whilst very drunk, to try and get a woman

:O :O :O

Quote: billwill @ May 19 2010, 3:25 PM BST

:O :O :O

Is the shock here the line or the idea of Stott being hetero?

Quote: Paul W @ May 19 2010, 8:09 AM BST

Any pictures DaButt? I wanted to work for Nasa in any way shape or form up to the age of about 16.

No photos, but this guy's video looks like what I saw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1qkmrTIAKk

Ho here if you want to see a flare or satellite in flight: http://www.heavens-above.com/

Enter your location at the website and then check to see what flares and satellites will be visible to you. It'll tell you when and where to look.

Opinions, please! Guy from ages ago who was slightly flirty (not the really creepy one...) kept trying to phone me yesterday, and I dunno if he was just being creepy or if it was something important. Me being me, I just did lots of panicking and not picking up, and while I don't want to text him by any stretch (and I'm sure Elliot will tell me not to too) I'm worried it's something urgent somehow. So, help?

If it was so urgent, he'd have texted you.

This is true. Well, that was a quick decision!

Robyn feels sicky, but is watching Simon Armitage on TV.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 19 2010, 6:04 PM BST

Robyn feels sicky, but is watching Simon Armitage on TV.

Doesn't sound like the greatest counter-measure to feeling ill...

He's so amaziiiing!

Robyn looooooooves Simonnnnnnnnnnnn.

Yep! It's fine, cos Elliot knew this before he even met me. Pleased

Does he know you want Simon's babies?

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