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Quote: Leevil @ May 19 2010, 12:35 PM BST

Pubs must have wall sockets for vacuum cleaners, etc. I'm sure you could tip the Landlord or something to use them?

If he says no, say 'don't you know who I am?' and then pull out a signed copy of Hard Evidence.

Quote: sootyj @ May 19 2010, 11:29 AM BST

Shame space travel is such a boost to the economy and innovation.

But I think it's time for Britannia to play catch up.

Let's get rid of the NHS and the Welfare state and put the money into making Mars British,

I agree.

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 12:37 PM BST

If he says no, say 'don't you know who I am?' and then pull out a signed copy of Hard Evidence.

Hah, I wonder who here has actually used that line?

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Whistling nnocently

Do you know why I ham?

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2010, 12:34 PM BST

a) I don't know about pubs, but any decent library will have power plugs.
b) Why not just order new battery/ies for your existing laptop? Must be a lot cheaper!

My existing laptop is nearly knackered so I need a new one anyway - and it wasnt a lot more to get one with long battery life - I guess I just like the portability aspect, go and sit on the beach or the park or wherever, my Garden that kind of thing.

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 12:37 PM BST

If he says no, say 'don't you know who I am?' and then pull out a signed copy of Hard Evidence.

Lol. His pub gets an acknowledgement in the back of it! :D

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Quote: Marc P @ May 19 2010, 12:53 PM BST

My existing laptop is nearly knackered so I need a new one anyway

Fair enough then! :)

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2010, 1:02 PM BST

Fair enough then! :)

I go through one about every two years. :(

Do the keys rub off from all the typing you do?

Actually yes some of the keys have faded, the N key I think! The time before this one the delete key broke from over use! :)

Quote: Marc P @ May 19 2010, 1:04 PM BST

I go through one about every two years. :(

Is that because you're a cack-handed spaz and drop them all of the time?

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2010, 1:06 PM BST

Is that because you're a cack-handed spaz and drop them all of the time?

No. Just use them a lot. :)

Quote: Marc P @ May 19 2010, 12:53 PM BST

Lol. His pub gets an acknowledgement in the back of it! :D

Did it get you any free beers?

Quote: Leevil @ May 19 2010, 12:35 PM BST

Pubs must have wall sockets for vacuum cleaners, etc. I'm sure you could tip the Landlord or something to use them?

I sometimes plug in my laptop in pubs. No one's said anything, yet.

Quote: Paul W @ May 19 2010, 1:12 PM BST

Did it get you any free beers?

Oooh yeah! :)

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