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The little cat who's been living in our office for a couple of days has been picked up her owners. Her name was Pooh! hehe

Pooh the cat. It's animal cruelty.

Apparently the owners boyfriend didn't want cats, so the girlfriend let him name the girl one to make up for it. BIG mistake.

Quote: Paul W @ May 18 2010, 1:25 PM BST

Pooh the cat.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Is it okay to shoot the bloke in the digger less than 2 meters away from my window?

Absolutely. There will be no reprisals. Definitely not.

There is some bastard with a big drill thing now.

There must be a law againist this crap.

They can do it if it's during the day can't they?

Well, if I were you, I'd pop out there and tell these bastards exactly where they can stick their drills and diggers.

That's definitely what I'd do.

They are doing it Ellie. But it hurts my little head.

Could you come and tell them for me John?

Quote: Suzy @ May 18 2010, 2:33 PM BST

I think it's only considered a nuisance if they start making the noise before 7am or after 11pm. Once long ago I had a neighbour who decided he'd sort of demolish his house and rebuild it again during those hours, seven days a week, for months and months.

It is a nusisance all my bloody staff are moaning.

Quote: bigfella @ May 18 2010, 2:34 PM BST

They are doing it Ellie. But it hurts my little head.

I know hun, but you can do nothing about it. :(

Quote: bigfella @ May 18 2010, 2:34 PM BST

Could you come and tell them for me John?

Bloody hell, mate, don't go calling my bluff. I don't want the entire BCG knowing what a right raving coward I am!

Anyway, if you've got staff, can't you delegate a posse to pop out and do threatening things?

Until 4 o clock. Good idea Suzie!

It would have been nice for the owner of the building supplies yard where said work is taking place to write us a nice letter to let us know. Manners, a long forgotten quality in this country.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 18 2010, 2:39 PM BST

Anyway, if you've got staff, can't you delegate a posse to pop out and do threatening things?

You ain't seen my staff! One of them has had a heater on all week under his desk! Rolling eyes

Quote: bigfella @ May 18 2010, 2:41 PM BST

You ain't seen my staff! One of them has had a heater on all week under his desk! Rolling eyes

Bless!

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