Quote: EllieJP @ May 18 2010, 9:13 AM BSTEllie is excited because when Chipolata is angry it makes for good sexy time.
Not today, Lady BoobBoob! I've got to go and reconstruct a database full of innacurate data! It's a liarbase!
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Twice a day? I'll be lucky if I get it twice this decade!
Quote: chipolata @ May 18 2010, 9:16 AM BSTNot today, Lady BoobBoob!
Actually, I would just be greedy getting it a third time today.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 18 2010, 9:16 AM BSTTwice a day? I'll be lucky if I get it twice this decade!
I am VERY demanding.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 18 2010, 9:20 AM BST:
I am VERY demanding.
You'd probably kill me!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 18 2010, 9:21 AM BSTYou'd probably kill me!
It sounds like after a few weeks with Ellie most men would look like sun dried tomato's. I think I'd have to hire a team of trusted men to keep Ellie ticking over whilst I rehydrated.
I'm afraid I wasn't really built for sex. Or anything. I'm like human ballast.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 18 2010, 9:24 AM BSTIt sounds like after a few weeks with Ellie most men would look like sun dried tomato's. I think I'd have to hire a team of trusted men to keep Ellie ticking over whilst I rehydrated.
It's funny because it's true.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 18 2010, 9:28 AM BST
It's funny because it's true.
You hussy! Here's an early Xmas pres.
Hmm, I wonder what I'll do with my powers of invisibility. 
Who said that? 
AHHHHH! Examexamexaaaaaaam!
Back to the coalface for Chip!
Racist.
Quote: zooo @ May 18 2010, 12:21 PM BSTRacist.
That's the sort of crap I usually say!
Plagaracist!