I feel like hammered shit today. Why did it have to be Red Stripe?
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Chip just nipped out and got asked the way to Asda by a gorgeous young lady in glasses. It's early days yet but she might be The One. 
What, the supermarket of your choice?
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2010, 10:48 AM BSTChip just nipped out and got asked the way to Asda by a gorgeous young lady in glasses. It's early days yet but she might be The One.
Forget it!
If she had asked for directions to Waitrose however......
Ahhh, she just wanted to know where Asda was because it's near the railway station! And I'll thank you not to disrespect the love of my life!
I'm terriably sorry!
I'm off to give some words of wisdom to some workmen outside my office. Their drill is making the titles in my ceiling jump.
How can I practice motivational speaking in an environment like this!
So you're going to demotivate the workmen?
Quote: bigfella @ May 17 2010, 11:03 AM BSTI'm terriably sorry! I'm off to give some words of wisdom to some workmen outside my office. Their drill is making the titles in my ceiling jump. How can I practice motivational speaking in an environment like this!
I once wrote a sitcom about a motivational speaker. It's pretty good but I'm not sure the motivational speakery bits ring true.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2010, 10:48 AM BSTChip just nipped out and got asked the way to Asda by a gorgeous young lady in glasses. It's early days yet but she might be The One.
I'm The One!!! 
Robyn is trying to revise, but has got to the point of being terrified while resigning it to fate. If there's anything she's learned from all these stupid texts, it's that seemingly what happens will happen.*sigh*
Quote: EllieJP @ May 17 2010, 11:21 AM BSTI'm The One!!!
Don't undersell yourself, Ellie, you're a five, maybe even a six.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 17 2010, 11:21 AM BSTI'm The One!!!
I meant, er, she was my Back-up One, just in case my Actual One dies while cycling! Yes, that's it! 
Quote: David Bussell @ May 17 2010, 11:28 AM BSTDon't undersell yourself, Ellie, you're a five, maybe even a six.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2010, 11:31 AM BSTI meant, er, she was my Back-up One, just in case my Actual One dies while cycling! Yes, that's it!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 17 2010, 11:27 AM BSTRobyn is trying to revise, but has got to the point of being terrified while resigning it to fate. If there's anything she's learned from all these stupid texts, it's that seemingly what happens will happen.*sigh*
Hope you've got a nice treat lined up for yourself when your exams are over.
Exams are never over.