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There is an episode of the Butterflies sitcom (i think from late 70s) with someone arriving or departing on a (possibly loco hauled) train from a station which looks to have about 2 fairly long platforms.

I would like to know which station was used (it is certainly not a studio set)

Appeared as an ad on Hotmail

http://www.mya.co.uk/offers-and-competitions/late-space.php

Like someone would have a specific date when they want their tits sorting out?

More to the point, why did it show up in your account?

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2010, 1:01 AM BST

More to the point, why did it show up in your account?

Moobs !

Just done a System Restore on my laptop to clear it of viruses. Seems to have worked quite well, although it's hard to imagine it would be that straightforward and simple.

You've been looking at naughty websites, haven't you?

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2010, 3:16 PM BST

You've been looking at naughty websites, haven't you?

There's another kind?

Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2010, 12:22 PM BST

Just done a System Restore on my laptop to clear it of viruses. Seems to have worked quite well, although it's hard to imagine it would be that straightforward and simple.

System restores normally don't get rid of viruses. Especially mega porno viruses.

Quote: Paul W @ May 16 2010, 5:56 PM BST

System restores normally don't get rid of viruses. Especially mega porno viruses.

Bloody nora! It's not a porn virus! And my system is now is now clean as a whistle. You could eat your dinner off it.

You'll have to take it to a shop and say please clean this computer I've been looking at dirty porn.

I had a problem with mine and that is immediately what they thought - I could see it in their eyes.

So next time I'm just going to say that line and just get it over with straight away.

Quote: bigfella @ May 16 2010, 6:12 PM BST

You'll have to take it to a shop and say please clean this computer I've been looking at dirty porn.

I had a problem with mine and that is immediately what they thought - I could see it in their eyes.

So next time I'm just going to say that line and just get it over with straight away.

They won't thing that with me. Certainly not when they see my Abu Hamza screensaver...

...BUT IT'S ACADEMIC! MY PUTER'S CLEAN!

Quote: bigfella @ May 16 2010, 6:12 PM BST

You'll have to take it to a shop and say please clean this computer I've been looking at dirty porn.

I had a problem with mine and that is immediately what they thought - I could see it in their eyes.

So next time I'm just going to say that line and just get it over with straight away.

When I worked in tech support I had a guy phone up reporting of a virus. To cut a long story short he claimed he couldn't watch his "special interest movies" when his wife wasn't in, I don't know if he was taking the piss or being serious, either way I had to mute my headset whilst I laughed.

Maybe he had acquired a number of military engineering instructional tapes. And there you were, pouring scorn on him. You should be ashamed. YOU SICKEN ME.

Look up half a dozen weird and inexplicable but legal things. Excellent smoke screen.

Here's a few to try.

1 Naked Thatcher.
2 The erotic Archers.
3 Naughty Lib Dems punished by strict Conservatives.

does system restore clear everything off?

even stuff you want o keep?

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