Quote: zooo @ May 14 2010, 6:22 PM BSTI did.
She was screaming at another chav at the top of her voice for ten minutes. And I had the temerity to walk over to my window and see what the noise was.
They know where you live!
Never let an angry chav know where you live!
Ha, she'll probably drown in a pool of her own drunken vomit later, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Aaron wonders Who Stabbed Stephen Timms?, with the largest majority in the House of Commons.
Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2010, 6:33 PM BSTAaron wonders Who Shot Stephen Timms?, with the largest majority in the House of Commons.
I thought he was stabbed?
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 6:42 PM BSTI thought he was stabbed?
He was, according to The News.
Maybe he was stabbed, with a bullet.
Last night I noticed something gleaming under my bed. It was a bullet. Weird.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 6:42 PM BSTI thought he was stabbed?
I was thinking one thing and typed another.
Quote: DaButt @ May 14 2010, 6:46 PM BSTLast night I noticed something gleaming under my bed. It was a bullet. Weird.
Did it have an MP hanging off it?
Mph. 
Does anyone else want a cup of tea?
Miles per hour?
Yes please! 
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 14 2010, 7:06 PM BSTDid it have an MP hanging off it?
No, just some cat fur.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2010, 7:07 PM BSTMph.
*Hand up*
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 3:48 PM BSTThey were mocking him for having a fat face on The Daily Show last night. I'd never thought about it before, but he has got quite a bloated face. Which will get bloatier as he goes on.
Bloated plastic faced mini Tatcher f**k.
They should do another Destruction Derby game. The Bowl is awesome.
I was on a flight today and the guy opposite me told cabin crew to f*ck off, and I overheard them saying that another passenger had slapped one of their colleagues too.
Quote: AngieBaby @ May 14 2010, 11:10 PM BSTI was on a flight today and the guy opposite me told cabin crew to f*ck off, and I overheard them saying that another passenger had slapped one of their colleagues too.
What a cock.