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Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 4:20 PM BST

Before I stop?

Before you get squished under a lorry.

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2010, 4:23 PM BST

Before you get squished under a lorry.

You'd need a big lorry. Unimpressed

I saw a nice white Blackberry yesterday.

Thanks everyone. I did think that, but as someone who'll have the same phone for five years I wasn't sure.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2010, 4:25 PM BST

I saw a nice white Blackberry yesterday.

Getting a black one. The buttons seem very small though. I'll have to use a toothpick.

This white one seemed to have slightly bigger buttons.
But I may have been imagining it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 14 2010, 4:26 PM BST

Thanks everyone. I did think that, but as someone who'll have the same phone for five years I wasn't sure.

If you were given one by your business, it'd probably be replaced every few months!

I just nearly got KILLED by a CHAV.

Well, one shouted at me from a distance through the window, anyway.

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2010, 4:23 PM BST

Before you get squished under a lorry.

I've been cycling for 7 months and been okay so far.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2010, 4:33 PM BST

I just nearly got KILLED by a CHAV.

Well, one shouted at me from a distance through the window, anyway.

Oh dear. :D

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 4:52 PM BST

I've been cycling for 7 months and been okay so far.

But for that distance?

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2010, 5:12 PM BST

But for that distance?

Thats right Aaron, you build up her confidence before she has to cycle home!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 4:52 PM BST

I've been cycling for 7 months and been okay so far.

My father is 73 and has been riding his bike about 15 miles per day for the last 10 or 15 years. He's been hit by cars twice.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2010, 4:33 PM BST

I just nearly got KILLED by a CHAV.

You must have done something to enrage him. Or her, if it was a lady chav.

Quote: DaButt @ May 14 2010, 5:33 PM BST

My father is 73 and has been riding his bike about 15 miles per day for the last 10 or 15 years. He's been hit by cars twice.

Tell him to try Dignitas. It's easier.

Serious thunderstorm right now. Lots of lightning, flooded streets and it's so dark at noon that the streetlights are on. Driving was not fun.

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Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 6:06 PM BST

You must have done something to enrage him. Or her, if it was a lady chav.

I did.
She was screaming at another chav at the top of her voice for ten minutes. And I had the temerity to walk over to my window and see what the noise was.

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