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I quite fancies Tigra. In the first episode she is all nudey. Who'd have thunk furry boobs could be sexy?
My cross dresser neighbour's were furry...not sexy at all.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ May 13 2010, 11:44 PM BSTMy cross dresser neighbour's were furry...not sexy at all.
No, no, I can see why they wouldn't be. I was thinking more about cat hair boobies, than boobs with chest hair. There is a distinction, trust me. 
Quote: billwill @ May 13 2010, 9:03 PM BSTThey do have the Internet in NZ you know!
You can still be on here from there..
Aaargh, now we have to hope he peeks in and sees this..
Just popped in quickly.
Nah - not taking the laptop with me.
Quote: Aaron @ May 13 2010, 6:12 PM BSTUp and adam ajp29!
Who? 
Chip's just been to Holland and Barrat to buy some lemon juice for his weekly detox. After paying he put his hand out for the change and the assistant looked at it and put the change on the counter instead. Now I'm paranoid there's something wrong with my hand. 
Hairy palm?
Pfff! You'd think she'd jump at the chance to stroke a nice hairy palm.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 9:48 AM BSTChip's just been to Holland and Barrat to buy some lemon juice for his weekly detox. After paying he put his hand out for the change and the assistant looked at it and put the change on the counter instead. Now I'm paranoid there's something wrong with my hand.
I'm concerned too. Ewwww
Ellie is feeling a little sick this morning. Stupid three beers last night!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 10:08 AM BSTI'm concerned too. Ewwww
Oi! You could eat your dinner off my hands. In fact I had just eaten off them before going into Holland and Barrat.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 10:08 AM BSTEllie is feeling a little sick this morning.
Pregnant. 
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 10:10 AM BSTPregnant.
I don't *think* so...
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 10:12 AM BSTI don't *think* so...
You wouldn't know! Anything could have happened last week when you were drunk off your titz!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2010, 10:12 AM BSTI don't *think* so...
If you are, those three beers just dropped its potential IQ into double figures. And not high double figures. In the thirties, like a clever pig. Not Babe clever though.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2010, 10:14 AM BSTYou wouldn't know! Anything could have happened last week when you were drunk off your titz!
Hence why I have birth control which I can't a) forget to take or b) not insist is worn.