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Thinking about opting out of Facebook Page 3

I'm rather partial to bee sting breasts.

*some sort of joke about 12 year old girls*

Quote: zooo @ May 13 2010, 12:03 PM BST

*some sort of joke about 12 year old girls*

Zooo Zooo Zooo... Rolling eyes

My boobs have shrunk since losing weight, they've become a lot more manageable and I like that they don't attract so much attention. They're still a D but a nice manageable D.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2010, 12:08 PM BST

they've become a lot more manageable

A career in management just started sounding a lot more appealing.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 12:01 PM BST

I'm rather partial to bee sting breasts.

Does this mean small ones, or almost no chesticles at all?

Twitter=GPS for stalkers, IMHO

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2010, 11:50 AM BST

Perhaps I'm really a gayman, but breasts that big do absolutely nothing for me. Big turn-off.

Is that the left one? Are they just like push buttons?

They ain't no way to treat a lady. Using nipples as humourous radio dials. I've made that mistake once too often.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 13 2010, 12:51 PM BST

Does this mean small ones, or almost no chesticles at all?

Small puffy breasts with large puffy nipples. Or small hard nipples.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 1:47 PM BST

Small puffy breasts with large puffy nipples. Or small hard nipples.

I see you've been on one of those other FaceBooks...

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2010, 9:34 AM BST

I have considered it many times of getting rid of fb, but it's so entwined with my social life that I would find it really hard. Plus I like seeing pictures of my cousins and friend's babies growing up etc.

The same here. My family and friends are all over the country and world and I would otherwise be less connected with them.

But in the same way, the fact that my life has become so entwined scares me even more, and makes me want to unplug from what could, conceivably, become a phony reality. Might make choosing the red pill all the harder.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 13 2010, 9:42 AM BST

Don't post or publish anything on facebook that you wouldn't mind anyone seeing and I can't see any huge problem with it.

I think this will have to be my new default M.O. on Facebook. I won't post anything but banal chatter and check and recheck the privacy of my photos. it'll be kind of sad.

I went through and deleted any notes I had written. I don't need FB owning any of my more lengthy thoughts (and no one reads them on FB anyway).

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 13 2010, 9:48 AM BST

I found this story of the "Epic Boobs" girl quite interesting.

http://www.pcc.org.uk/cases/adjudicated.html?article=NjM5OA

Fascinating read, thanks. And poor girl. I found this part particularly interesting:

"The Code does include references to children but the complainant was not a child at the time the article was published."

That implies that one could publish questionable, or even just plain pornographic, photos of a child - as long as you wait until they're at least 18 before doing so.

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