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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chip's just been to Pizza Hut.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 1:43 PM BST

Chip's just been to Pizza Hut.

Well, so much for being as poor as a church mouse! Rolling eyes

Has anyone ever worked out the nett worth of a church mouse?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2010, 1:54 PM BST

Well, so much for being as poor as a church mouse! Rolling eyes

The lady I was with paid. Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 1:57 PM BST

The lady I was with paid. Pleased

:O

Is she expecting something in return?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2010, 1:58 PM BST

:O

Is she expecting something in return?

Pizza probably.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2010, 1:58 PM BST

:O Is she expecting something in return?

She can whistle! Although she wanted to meet me so it's only fair she should pay. Only fair.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 13 2010, 2:01 PM BST

Pizza probably.

Well, I suppose.... Angry you crazy kids! Why I oughtaaa....!!!

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Whats in NZ?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/295808

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 2:02 PM BST

She can whistle! Although she wanted to meet me so it's only fair she should pay. Only fair.

How very Nick Clegg of you.

Quote: bigfella @ May 13 2010, 1:56 PM BST

Has anyone ever worked out the nett worth of a church mouse?

No.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 2:02 PM BST

She can whistle! Although she wanted to meet me so it's only fair she should pay. Only fair.

It was Ellie wasn't it? Don't deny it!

Quote: zooo @ May 13 2010, 2:06 PM BST

It was Ellie wasn't it? Don't deny it!

I wish, I went for a walk and that's it. I'm not even allowed pizza, let alone meeting up with strange men.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2010, 2:34 PM BST

I wish, I went for a walk and that's it. I'm not even allowed pizza, let alone meeting up with strange men.

And they don't come much stranger.

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