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Checking the pistol when I board the flight is easy. I'd just be worried about what would happen when I land in London. Or New York, for that matter. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ May 13 2010, 6:28 AM BST

Checking the pistol when I board the flight is easy. I'd just be worried about what would happen when I land in London. Or New York, for that matter. ;)

You'd be OK, even with the pistol. We only shoot dead unarmed innocent people if they aren't white.

Quote: DaButt @ May 13 2010, 6:03 AM BST

I've always found London easy to navigate. It reminds me of New York, but without the easily mastered grid of numbered streets and avenues.

I was a bit younger when I went round New York (and had a guide) but it's a colour system so can't be complicated.

I found blocks and terms like "off 3rd and main on the corner of 5th" a bit confusing too, in the UK you just say exactly where you want to go.

23 bishops lane mate and bobs your uncle.

And the meetings been held up due to *sigh* football

Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2010, 7:46 AM BST

I found blocks and terms like "off 3rd and main on the corner of 5th" a bit confusing too, in the UK you just say exactly where you want to go.

Try Milton Keynes.

Quote: Nogget @ May 13 2010, 8:01 AM BST

Try Milton Keynes.

No thanks. Unimpressed

Quote: AndreaLynne @ May 13 2010, 12:45 AM BST

Thanks Aaron. Very hospitable of you.

I'd look after you Andie! :) I'd come meet you and take you to the meet up point. :) I can't guarantee getting you home safe though. I like a tipple.

Quote: DaButt @ May 13 2010, 6:03 AM BST

I've always found London easy to navigate. It reminds me of New York, but without the easily mastered grid of numbered streets and avenues.

Are you coming over for a meet DaButt? I still owe you a drink!

Oh god. The Pain. Is it Friday yet?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2010, 9:28 AM BST

Are you coming over for a meet DaButt? I still owe you a shag!

He'll have to join the queue like the rest of us!

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2010, 9:36 AM BST

He'll have to join the queue like the rest of us!

:O DaButt is not like that... he certainly wouldn't queue.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2010, 9:39 AM BST

:O DaButt is not like that... he certainly wouldn't queue.

Pff! Chicks! Always impressed by a big weapon!

Typical, isn't it? I log in, in all good faith, to make some kind of vaild, incisive contribution, and what do I find? Sex, sex, sex.

And it's the usual bloody suspects, isn't it? Chipo-bloody-lata and Ellie so-called JP.

Dirty people!

Whistling nnocently

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2010, 9:44 AM BST

Typical, isn't it? I log in, in all good faith, to make some kind of vaild, incisive contribution, and what do I find? Sex, sex, sex. And it's the usual bloody suspects, isn't it? Chipo-bloody-lata and Ellie so-called JP. Dirty people! Whistling nnocently

Ellie brings out the dirty-boy in me! She's to blame. Bloody Ellie!

I'm not bloody... I wiped it off after killing a cyclist.

Did I read on another thread that Ellie is expecting?

Or did I get the wrong end of a stick?

Quote: bigfella @ May 13 2010, 10:07 AM BST

Did I read on another thread that Ellie is expecting?

:O Not that I know.

Plus I have to get married first... dems da rulez.

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