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Consciously...

Although on Friday I ended up drinking so much I ended up being on of those people you avoid on the tube. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 9:52 AM BST

Consciously...

Although on Friday I ended up drinking so much I ended up being on of those people you avoid on the tube. :(

Boris Johnson?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 9:52 AM BST

Consciously...

Although on Friday I ended up drinking so much I ended up being on of those people you avoid on the tube. :(

:O Laughing out loud What happened?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 9:52 AM BST

Consciously...

Although on Friday I ended up drinking so much I ended up being on of those people you avoid on the tube. :(

Last night, two tipsy men got on the underground, one had a bag. The one without the bag told his mate he felt like he was going to throw up, so the other one said to try and hold on, they were nearly at their stop. He said okay, then quickly grabbed his friends bag and vommited into it. The bags owner was not best pleased.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 12 2010, 9:55 AM BST

:O Laughing out loud What happened?

I don't remember... but I have got a series of texts I sent my boyfriend.

Here is our text conversation:

21:56
Me: I am not in a good state, I nwd w lot of waterz xxxx
Him: Oh no. :-( ok xxx
Me: I have just spit at earls court. xxx
Him: But I thought you weren't drinking.xxx
Him: You've done what? xxx
Me: I've had a couple. Everyone else seems fine. xxx
Him: But you're wasted? xxx
Me: I'm the only girl you want,, xxx
Him: Yes but why wankered. You okay? xxx
Me: I've drunk through a lot more than anyttibg else., xxx
Me: I just want you... where are you? xxx
Him: Home. xxx
Me: Okay. xxx
Me: I lost my tube card and not a single woman decided to help me lout, xxx
Him: Your oyster card? You are wasted aren't you, huh? xxx
Me: Yeah. All I want is a non drunk round. xxx

22.16: I stumble in my boyfriends door and pass out.

SHAMEFUL!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 9:52 AM BST

Consciously... Although on Friday I ended up drinking so much I ended up being on of those people you avoid on the tube. :(

You became Frostboy! :O

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 10:03 AM BST

I don't remember... but I have got a series of texts I sent my boyfriend.

Here is our text conversation:

21:56
Me: I am not in a good state, I nwd w lot of waterz xxxx
Him: Oh no. :-( ok xxx
Me: I have just spit at earls court. xxx
Him: But I thought you weren't drinking.xxx
Him: You've done what? xxx
Me: I've had a couple. Everyone else seems fine. xxx
Him: But you're wasted? xxx
Me: I'm the only girl you want,, xxx
Him: Yes but why wankered. You okay? xxx
Me: I've drunk through a lot more than anyttibg else., xxx
Me: I just want you... where are you? xxx
Him: Home. xxx
Me: Okay. xxx
Me: I lost my tube card and not a single woman decided to help me lout, xxx
Him: Your oyster card? You are wasted aren't you, huh? xxx
Me: Yeah. All I want is a non drunk round. xxx

22.16: I stumble in my boyfriends door and pass out.

SHAMEFUL!

Yes, thank you, Alan Bennett!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 10:03 AM BST

21:56
Me: I am not in a good state, I nwd w lot of waterz xxxx
Him: Oh no. :-( ok xxx
Me: I have just spit at earls court. xxx
Him: But I thought you weren't drinking.xxx
Him: You've done what? xxx
Me: I've had a couple. Everyone else seems fine. xxx
Him: But you're wasted? xxx
Me: I'm the only girl you want,, xxx
Him: Yes but why wankered. You okay? xxx
Me: I've drunk through a lot more than anyttibg else., xxx
Me: I just want you... where are you? xxx
Him: Home. xxx
Me: Okay. xxx
Me: I lost my tube card and not a single woman decided to help me lout, xxx
Him: Your oyster card? You are wasted aren't you, huh? xxx
Me: Yeah. All I want is a non drunk round. xxx

Laughing out loud Love the "I've had a couple" bit.

I do actually remember trying to type that extremely soberly.

Tut Ms Ellie I've been off the booze for weeks last time I had a pint was up north.

Robyn has got to start revising...again...but feels incredibly groggy.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Robyn has got to start revising...again...but feels incredibly groggy.

What about stressy? Don't forget the stressy!

Oh! Yeah! And that!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2010, 11:01 AM BST

Oh! Yeah! And that!

Really? that's quite uncharacteristic of you. Next you'll be wearing hats and flouncing. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Robyn has got to start revising...again...but feels incredibly groggy.

Aaron feels uncharacteristically awake, bright and chirpy today. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2010, 10:03 AM BST

I don't remember... but I have got a series of texts I sent my boyfriend.

Here is our text conversation:

21:56
Me: I am not in a good state, I nwd w lot of waterz xxxx
Him: Oh no. :-( ok xxx
Me: I have just spit at earls court. xxx
Him: But I thought you weren't drinking.xxx
Him: You've done what? xxx
Me: I've had a couple. Everyone else seems fine. xxx
Him: But you're wasted? xxx
Me: I'm the only girl you want,, xxx
Him: Yes but why wankered. You okay? xxx
Me: I've drunk through a lot more than anyttibg else., xxx
Me: I just want you... where are you? xxx
Him: Home. xxx
Me: Okay. xxx
Me: I lost my tube card and not a single woman decided to help me lout, xxx
Him: Your oyster card? You are wasted aren't you, huh? xxx
Me: Yeah. All I want is a non drunk round. xxx

22.16: I stumble in my boyfriends door and pass out.

SHAMEFUL!

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