British Comedy Guide

To be killed... Page 3

To be killed on a wilderness trip with Burt Reynolds - Suey-cide

Where should all these jokes go to die ...? By-a-graveside.

Laughing out loud

Splitmycide

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 11 2010, 10:10 PM BST

Whoop Whoop Whoop

See Nigels first post.
:D

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To be killed by a Yank - State-a-cide

To be killed by a car on false plates driven by frank Bruno - Ring-a-cide

To be killed by a Jack Dee joke - on-the-dry-cide

To be killed by fruit mincemeat - Suet-cide

Quote: don rushmore @ May 11 2010, 10:14 PM BST

Where should all these jokes go to die ...? By-a-graveside.

It's 'cide', Don.

:P

To be killed by Sweep - Sootycide

To be killed by a golf tee - Teecide.
To be killed by a layby - Roadcide.

To be killed by someone who just doesn't give a f**k - So-suemeacide

To be killed outside no 10 by a gloating David Cameron - This is where I recide

To be killed by flames - Firecide

To be killed by a Walt Disney Volkswagen - Herbiecide

To be killed by a quick retort - Sharpacide

To be killed by someone beneath you - Undercide

To be killed by being chucked off a boat - Overthecide

To be killed by a Bee - Becide

To be killed by a bee near the sea - Becide the Seacide

To be killed by a descendant of Sir Joseph William Bazalgette - Sewercide

To be killed by being far away - Farcide

To be killed by a linesman - Offcide

To be killed by the current Liverpool football team - Poorcide

To be killed by being inverted - Upcide Downcide

To be killed by getting laid - Laidacide

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