To be killed on a wilderness trip with Burt Reynolds - Suey-cide
To be killed... Page 3
Where should all these jokes go to die ...? By-a-graveside.
Splitmycide
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 11 2010, 10:10 PM BSTWhoop Whoop Whoop
See Nigels first post.
To be killed by a Yank - State-a-cide
To be killed by a car on false plates driven by frank Bruno - Ring-a-cide
To be killed by a Jack Dee joke - on-the-dry-cide
To be killed by fruit mincemeat - Suet-cide
Quote: don rushmore @ May 11 2010, 10:14 PM BSTWhere should all these jokes go to die ...? By-a-graveside.
It's 'cide', Don.
To be killed by Sweep - Sootycide
To be killed by a golf tee - Teecide.
To be killed by a layby - Roadcide.
To be killed by someone who just doesn't give a f**k - So-suemeacide
To be killed outside no 10 by a gloating David Cameron - This is where I recide
To be killed by flames - Firecide
To be killed by a Walt Disney Volkswagen - Herbiecide
To be killed by a quick retort - Sharpacide
To be killed by someone beneath you - Undercide
To be killed by being chucked off a boat - Overthecide
To be killed by a Bee - Becide
To be killed by a bee near the sea - Becide the Seacide
To be killed by a descendant of Sir Joseph William Bazalgette - Sewercide
To be killed by being far away - Farcide
To be killed by a linesman - Offcide
To be killed by the current Liverpool football team - Poorcide
To be killed by being inverted - Upcide Downcide
To be killed by getting laid - Laidacide