British Comedy Guide

To be killed... Page 2

Laughing out loud Liking it John.

Cheers. It'll probably take me all day to think of another one!

To be killed by a gang member... WESTCIDE

To be stung to death.... BeeCide.

Sorry! :P

Found face down in a bowl of chinese food.
Chop Sueycide.

To be killed by Long John Silver - Spermicide

To be killed whilst choosing between a coalition with Gordon Brown or David Cameron - Pick-a-cide.

By the way, I think Spermicide should be to be killed by Moby Dick.

Class!

To be killed by a slow falling staircase - Stepacide.

Killed for Travelling along & Singing a Song.
SidebyCide

To be killed by getting out of the car on the motorway to be sick - Othercide

Quote: DDDay @ May 11 2010, 9:42 PM BST

To be killed by getting out of the car on the motorway to be sick - Othercide

:D :D :D

Great!

To be killed by shiny heavy-breather - Darkcide

To be killed by an agoraphobic - I'm-incide

To be killed by a fat man in a wheelchair - Ironcide

To killed by being discarded - Thrownacide.
To be killed by indecision - Can'tdecide.
To be killed by ejaculation - Cumalongcide.
To be killed by a futon - Bedcide.
To be killed by a c**t - Countrycide.

Quote: will Cam @ May 11 2010, 10:09 PM BST

To be killed by a fat man in a wheelchair - Ironcide

Whoop Whoop Whoop

See Nigels first post.
:D

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