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I'll tell you what p*sses me off.... being stuck on a business trip with a f*cking smart-arse! She knows everything, about eveything, and never misses an opportunity to spout out useless facts. I am so close to telling her f*ck off.

Topics include: her dogs, her husband, history, current events, politics,her dogs, animal cruelty, dog breeding, hunting,her dogs, vegetarians, planes, military strategy,her dogs, horror movies, her childhood, every 'celebrity' she's ever met, every bone she's ever broken, her dogs, her dogs, her dogs!

I probablly wouldn't mind so much if she didn't begin every sentence with 'You do realise...' or 'Obviously...'

But when she ends every sentence with 'Didn't you know that?' or 'You've never heard that?' I want to slap her smug face so badly.

We're here for another 5 days, do I tell her how much she bugs me, or do I just grin and bear it?

She's so hypersensitive and attention seeking that if I did mention it, I know she would cry and be upset for days.

But I just don't know how much longer I can smile through gritted teeth.

People who say 'yeah' after every sentance. There's one in my office. 'I was at the pictures, yeah, and I was getting some popcorn, yeah, and this guy, yeah, was really shouting at the woman, yeah,' F**king stop it!!!!

Awww Angie, that sucks! Can you do the same back to her... go all "well my husbanmd owns a yacht" and see if that shuts her up. Tell her you were in a coma after she tells you about her broken bones. Just get one up every time.

Thanks Ellie, I just needed to get that off my chest.

She's a complete intellectual snob, but just doesn't realise that people aren't interested in her random facts.

For someone who is so well-read, she doesn't seem to be able to read my facial expressions very well.

Matt,

I know the type, they use a lot of 'ey's at the end of their sentences too. Bugs the shit out of me too.

Slip a fiver to the russian mafia they'll sort it! ey ey ey!!!!

She sounds insecure and in need of a hug. Hug her. When she starts talking, hug her. When she stops talking, hug her. Basically hug her.

A BAFTA nom for Kevin Bishop and nothing for Psychoville? That ain't right.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 10 2010, 9:02 AM BST

People who say 'yeah' after every sentance. There's one in my office. 'I was at the pictures, yeah, and I was getting some popcorn, yeah, and this guy, yeah, was really shouting at the woman, yeah,' F**king stop it!!!!

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Those aren't sentences! They're ... prepositions? I think. Or something like that?

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 10 2010, 8:11 AM BST

I'll tell you what p*sses me off.... being stuck on a business trip with a f*cking smart-arse! She knows everything, about eveything, and never misses an opportunity to spout out useless facts. I am so close to telling her f*ck off.

Topics include: her dogs, her husband, history, current events, politics,her dogs, animal cruelty, dog breeding, hunting,her dogs, vegetarians, planes, military strategy,her dogs, horror movies, her childhood, every 'celebrity' she's ever met, every bone she's ever broken, her dogs, her dogs, her dogs!

I probablly wouldn't mind so much if she didn't begin every sentence with 'You do realise...' or 'Obviously...'

But when she ends every sentence with 'Didn't you know that?' or 'You've never heard that?' I want to slap her smug face so badly.

We're here for another 5 days, do I tell her how much she bugs me, or do I just grin and bear it?

She's so hypersensitive and attention seeking that if I did mention it, I know she would cry and be upset for days.

But I just don't know how much longer I can smile through gritted teeth.

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I'm sure that's the plotline to one of the episodes of Love Soup!

Quote: chipolata @ May 10 2010, 12:02 PM BST

She sounds insecure and in need of a hug. Hug her. When she starts talking, hug her. When she stops talking, hug her. Basically hug her.

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Or push her infront of a truck. I know which is easier.

Quote: Aaron @ May 10 2010, 12:29 PM BST

Those aren't sentences! They're ... prepositions? I think. Or something like that?

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I dunno what they are, but it's like the person is using the word yeah as a vocal full stop. Veeeeery annoying.

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ May 10 2010, 12:11 PM BST

A BAFTA nom for Kevin Bishop and nothing for Psychoville? That ain't right.

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Psychoville hasn't got a nod?!

I've just been invited to a webinar !

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 10 2010, 8:11 AM BST

I'll tell you what p*sses me off.... being stuck on a business trip with a f*cking smart-arse! She knows everything, about eveything, and never misses an opportunity to spout out useless facts. I am so close to telling her f*ck off.

Topics include: her dogs, her husband, history, current events, politics,her dogs, animal cruelty, dog breeding, hunting,her dogs, vegetarians, planes, military strategy,her dogs, horror movies, her childhood, every 'celebrity' she's ever met, every bone she's ever broken, her dogs, her dogs, her dogs!

I probablly wouldn't mind so much if she didn't begin every sentence with 'You do realise...' or 'Obviously...'

But when she ends every sentence with 'Didn't you know that?' or 'You've never heard that?' I want to slap her smug face so badly.

We're here for another 5 days, do I tell her how much she bugs me, or do I just grin and bear it?

She's so hypersensitive and attention seeking that if I did mention it, I know she would cry and be upset for days.

But I just don't know how much longer I can smile through gritted teeth.

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Just slip a bunch of frozen prawns into the lining of her suitcase. A few days later they'll be ensconced in her house, fully defrosted and festering, slowly filling the house with the dreadful funk of crustaceon decay.

Really pissed off that she just had to redo all the washing up my housemate just did cause she is SHIT at washing up. So glad she's moving out.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 10 2010, 8:11 AM BST

I'll tell you what p*sses me off.... being stuck on a business trip with a f*cking smart-arse! She knows everything, about eveything, and never misses an opportunity to spout out useless facts. I am so close to telling her f*ck off.

Topics include: her dogs, her husband, history, current events, politics,her dogs, animal cruelty, dog breeding, hunting,her dogs, vegetarians, planes, military strategy,her dogs, horror movies, her childhood, every 'celebrity' she's ever met, every bone she's ever broken, her dogs, her dogs, her dogs!

I probablly wouldn't mind so much if she didn't begin every sentence with 'You do realise...' or 'Obviously...'

But when she ends every sentence with 'Didn't you know that?' or 'You've never heard that?' I want to slap her smug face so badly.

We're here for another 5 days, do I tell her how much she bugs me, or do I just grin and bear it?

She's so hypersensitive and attention seeking that if I did mention it, I know she would cry and be upset for days.

But I just don't know how much longer I can smile through gritted teeth.

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Invent a madeup guru, professor what ever. Quote him all the time, she'll fake knowledge. And pretend to agree with you, until you drop the hammer on the last day.

Or you could claim her dogs are infact squirrels with cotton wool stuck on them.

Or you could kill her,

I usually go for a combo of all 3.

What job do you both hold?