Hollywood blockbuster trailer. Lots of footage of Spitfires, Hurricanes swooshing through the air.
VO : This Autumn. Coming to a theatre, village hall or primary school near you. The Battle of Britain - The re run.
More shots of dogfights.
VO : A wounded, half blind, war weary pilot battles to cling on to his dream of leading his decimated squadron to victory.
Gordon Brown in flying gear looking heroic.
Caption : Starring Eric Pickles as Winston Churchill and Peter Mandleson as Adolf Hitler.
More shot of spitfires chasing stukkas and the like.
VO : But one young flight commander will not be moved from his destiny.
David Cameron in flying gear looking even more heroic.
Caption : Introducing Nick Fargage as Flying Officer F**kup.
VO : Supported by his trusty batman, he makes his move for command.
Nick Clegg dressed as batman with David Cameron.
Clegg : Shall I press your underpants Sir?
Caption : And Nick Griffin as the sacked SS Stormtrooper.
VO : Who will emerge as the victor?
Spitfire doing a victory roll.