How to come up with good titles for your work Page 3

Quote: Cinnamon @ October 26, 2007, 11:03 AM

It's especially difficult to seperate fact and fiction when studying a totalitarian state. To be fair their cigar harvest seems to be as bountiful as ever.

*Reads Frankie's adage and promptly deafens himself and gouges out one eye.*

That should make things clearer.

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Did you count them personally, and observe that all the workers conditions were fair and see where the profits really went?

Gouge the other eye out too for a true picture of what you can really know!

The oil producing countries are having a bountiful harvest too, and have done for years...

I think the art of good titles is dying:

Snakes on a Plane

WOW!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 26, 2007, 12:07 PM

Did you count them personally, and observe that all the workers conditions were fair and see where the profits really went?

Gouge the other eye out too for a true picture of what you can really know!

The oil producing countries are having a bountiful harvest too, and have done for years...

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Oil? You can't smoke oil. I'm not sure that Cuba will enter into military operations in search of cigars either. It is, however, a totalitarian state, though whether this is good or bad depends upon your political views.

Quote: Cinnamon @ October 26, 2007, 1:44 PM

Oil? You can't smoke oil. I'm not sure that Cuba will enter into military operations in search of cigars either. It is, however, a totalitarian state, though whether this is good or bad depends upon your political views.

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No, you can't smoke oil, but you can divert the profit from producing it into plenty of things that do smoke..

As for Cuba having any military aspirations, where did you get that thought from?

My argument is that you have no idea whether totalitarianism is working in Cuba or not from what you think you see or read or are told, irrespective of your political views.

It matters not whether you agree with me, it won't change the massive manipulation of truth that occurs daily and consistently in every country on the planet.

Don't care?

Fine!!

It matters not if you care or don't care!

I decided to change my Avatar to a less controvertial one (unless old Chuck has a secret seal clubbing fetish or something else I haven't heard about).

I'll come up with something else. Big Shots would have been ace, but there are more titles out there.

I'm sure they didn't come up with the title for "Weekend at Bernie's" over night.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 26, 2007, 3:38 PM

No, you can't smoke oil, but you can divert the profit from producing it into plenty of things that do smoke..

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I have a feeling that our paths of argument drifted away at this point.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 26, 2007, 3:38 PM

As for Cuba having any military aspirations, where did you get that thought from?

My argument is that you have no idea whether totalitarianism is working in Cuba or not from what you think you see or read or are told, irrespective of your political views.

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Well, Castro may have held elections and cunningly decided to conceal the fact.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 26, 2007, 3:38 PM

It matters not whether you agree with me, it won't change the massive manipulation of truth that occurs daily and consistently in every country on the planet.

Don't care?

Fine!!

It matters not if you care or don't care!

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I'm not sure whether I care or not anymore, I don't know whether to trust myself. I'll poll my brain cells for a while and find out. Of course, the poll may not be trustworthy, so I'll have to decide whether I'm really deciding to decide about whether I'm deciding to...decide...God, I'm confused.

Quote: Hardcorr @ October 26, 2007, 4:19 PM

I decided to change my Avatar to a less controvertial one (unless old Chuck has a secret seal clubbing fetish or something else I haven't heard about).

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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

Oh no. I've opened a can of worms here... OK, let's just get this out of our systems...

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Chuck Norris doesn't wet the bed. The bed wets itself when Chuck Norris gets in it.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

I don't think I got them all, but I think I got all the best ones. So let's just drop it now. Chuck Norris ain't all that... wait... what was tha

Here's one you forgot:

"Chuck Norris jokes are crap, even Chris Moyles uses them."

Quote: Martin Holmes @ October 26, 2007, 5:16 PM

Here's one you forgot:

"Chuck Norris jokes are crap, even Chris Moyles uses them."

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To each his own Mr Holmes!

Well one thing is for sure, you're all crazy except me!

Thank God I'm OK!!

Huzzah!!

<there may not be a God, but if there is, he's been thanked )

Quote: Cinnamon @ October 26, 2007, 4:29 PM

Well, Castro may have held elections and cunningly decided to conceal the fact.

I'm not sure whether I care or not anymore, I don't know whether to trust myself. I'll poll my brain cells for a while and find out. Of course, the poll may not be trustworthy, so I'll have to decide whether I'm really deciding to decide about whether I'm deciding to...decide...God, I'm confused.

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You do seem to be confused, there was no mention in my posts about Castro holding elections, where did you get that idea from??? As you said yourself, he runs a totalitarian state..

...he does hold a cigar though ...well, maybe... he WAS holding one of those in the avatar from hardcorr, but even that has "disappeared" now ...see what I mean about "evidence"...

Anyway, you managed to evade the point I was making quite well and divert attention elsewhere, have you considered politics as a career?

Chuck Norris jokes may be played out but if you can come up with something funnier than 'There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.', I'd very much like to hear it, Mr Holmes.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 26, 2007, 5:39 PM

...he does hold a cigar though ...well, maybe... he WAS holding one of those in the avatar from hardcorr, but even that has "disappeared" now ...see what I mean about "evidence"...

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Don't bring me changing my avatar into this! You're the reason I changed it!

Now Chuck is here. Hooray, let's talk about Chuck now (or coming up with titles or something).

Quote: David Bussell @ October 26, 2007, 5:43 PM

Chuck Norris jokes may be played out but if you can come up with something funnier than 'There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.', I'd very much like to hear it, Mr Holmes.

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And David Bussell you are a golden god.

Just wanted a less controvertial avatar. Think I'll change it again to one of myself. Nothing to whine about there!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 26, 2007, 5:43 PM

Chuck Norris jokes may be played out but if you can come up with something funnier than 'There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.', I'd very much like to hear it, Mr Holmes.

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Let me direct you to the It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) Podcasts then...

Joking aside, I just think those Chuck Norris 'jokes' have been played out far too much, it's a very 'studenty' thing, it kind of reminds me of the type of people who think The Hoff is cool but wait for it...only in an "ironic" way. see also: 80's TV Shows and people who describe themselves as 'random'.

I think the hoff IS cool. I have a 'Don't hassle the hoff' T - shirt

Apologies to hardcorr for hijacking his thread...

Titles...

How about..

Charlie Oboe seeks revenge