British Comedy Guide

General Election 2010 Page 112

Perhaps they could organize a cage fighting match between the three leaders? Last man standing gets to become PM.

They could sell tickets and make it into a pay-per-view event on television and the proceeds could be used to pay off the national debt.

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2010, 3:05 PM BST

Perhaps they could organize a cage fighting match between the three leaders? Last man standing gets to become PM.

They could sell tickets and make it into a pay-per-view event on television and the proceeds could be used to pay off the national debt.

I imagine Brown could take out the other two at the same time with one swipe of his arm. :D

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2010, 3:02 PM BST

Apart from the back-to-front notion of LEAVING the Conservatives in order to get power, did he really? Or is this your personal analysis of his politics?

The Tories did approach Nick Clegg to stand for them in parliament at one time, though I am unsure if it ever amounted to more than a brief flirtation.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 8 2010, 3:07 PM BST

I imagine Brown could take out the other two at the same time with one swipe of his arm. :D

But all they'd have to do is bunch him in his good eye ...

Gordon would go mad, running around the cage with no control. Cameron and Clegg strike me as young and spritely enough to dodge his aimless charging. He'll soon be worn out; and as DaButt says, a smack to the eye and he'll be blinded. A relatively easy catch.

We've never had a PM or party leader who looks like they could handle themselves in a fight. Not like Putin: the worlds hardest leader.

I don't support PR or electoral reform (although clearly changes need to be made to the way elections are administered). The issue as an unwelcome, unnecessary smokescreen and distraction from real issues that this country is facing.

Quote: chipolata @ May 8 2010, 3:56 PM BST

We've never had a PM or party leader who looks like they could handle themselves in a fight. Not like Putin: the worlds hardest leader.

Maggie Thatcher would probably chew your face right off your skull front.

Quote: chipolata @ May 8 2010, 3:56 PM BST

We've never had a PM or party leader who looks like they could handle themselves in a fight. Not like Putin: the worlds hardest leader.

Sarkozy looks like he'd wince with fright at the mere thought of tap shoes. Little elf fellow.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 8 2010, 3:57 PM BST

Maggie Thatcher would probably chew your face right off your skull front.

Laughing out loud

Tony Blair would convince you to kill yourself.

Although Barak Obama is quite toned so he could probably handle himself.

But he's a smoker...

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His head looks very hard. I wouldn't want him headbutting me.

Not much need for headbutts when you have a pistol in hand.

I think Brown could do well in a fight, with that bovine thing going on. Low centre of gravity and all that. Plus he looks like he could get very angry.

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