Not a sketch, just a thought.
Title - A Homosexual Vampire in London
late at night Soho, dark brick back alley behind a bar, thud, thud, thud of the bass beat pumps out in the distance, dust bins and rubbish bags piled up.
Man in the alley shouts to his mate who is not seen
'...be there in a sec, just have a piss mate'
gets it out and and starts pissing
View of the man from behind from the waist up, says to himself as his pee spatters against the bins and bags
'ahhh, yeah.....I needed that'
View over his shoulder as the bins and bags move, something emerging from beneath. The mans face is nervous and apprehensive.
close in on a vampire emerging quickly from behind the bins dressed in black with a smart cape, black with a pink lining opened by his threateneing stretched arms.
Vampire in a strong transalvanian accent
'I vont, to suck, your cock!'
The man inhales in shock and runs off panicked, tripping over bins and bags on his way out of the alley.
vampire, hurt and shocked
vot? did I come on too strong?
Shrugs his shoulders and ducks back down behind the bins.
