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I hope you're in Moscow Angie and not just smoking dope.

Or Gordys gone for a coup.

Hee hee.

The Russians are really excited that the British forces are taking part in this years Victory celebrations. I've been roped into handing out flowers to the veterans on Sunday. I'm quite looking forward to it.

The wife spotted this job ad today...

'Work here and get paid to maim vulnerable people!'

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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 6 2010, 8:40 PM BST

You'd do the same to me!

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But you're the moral centre of the BCG!

Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2010, 10:17 PM BST

But you're the moral centre of the BCG!

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I think you're being somewhat modest.

Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2010, 10:17 PM BST

But you're the moral centre of the BCG!

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Whoooah. Really?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 6 2010, 10:27 PM BST

Whoooah. Really?

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I'm printing up rubber wristbands that say "WWSFD?"

! I want one, cos I will always know the answer!

Getting ready to head to a minor league baseball game with my son and neighbors. $1 beer and hot dogs! Broiling temperatures! Balls and bats flying through the air at 100 miles per hour! Taco races!

Sounds good.
All I heard was $1 Beer mind you.

At the game and half-drunk. Wheeee!

Quote: DaButt @ May 7 2010, 1:35 AM BST

At the game and half-drunk. Wheeee!

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Aah - Rounders!

Great, somebody's brought a baby in.
Chip just accidentally made eye contact with it.

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2010, 10:24 AM BST

Great, somebody's brought a baby in.
Chip just accidentally made eye contact with it.

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Maybe you're the father.