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General Election 2010 Page 98

Quote: Badge @ May 6 2010, 11:38 PM BST

I just want to say that I have met Eric Pickles and he really is that fat. Maybe Bigfella can give him some tips.

He could buy my soon to be released audio CD set!

In this day and age couldn't we vote electronically in the polling station and hence the results be known almost instantly?

Sinn Fein have scored! It's 3-1

I'm not sure this is worth staying up for - it looks like the whole election is going to be declared invalid.

Quote: Badge @ May 7 2010, 12:37 AM BST

Sinn Fein have scored! It's 3-1

3-2 now. Gerry Adams will score a header to level the scores.

Peter Robinson kicked out by the Alliance - a rare outbreak of sanity in Northern Ireland.

Quote: Timbo @ May 7 2010, 12:51 AM BST

Peter Robinson kicked out by the Alliance - a rare outbreak of sanity in Northern Ireland.

I thought they were Santander now?

Quote: Badge @ May 7 2010, 12:53 AM BST

I thought they were Santander now?

:)

Did anyone else get a text this morning from David Cameron saying "Vote Conservative"?

The iconic seat of Basildon?

What the f**k? Is it specially padded?

Results seem to be all over the place.

Quote: bigfella @ May 7 2010, 1:27 AM BST

Results seem to be all over the place.

Torbay, East Fife, County Down. Basildon etc.

Quote: Chappers @ May 7 2010, 1:29 AM BST

Torbay, East Fife, County Down. Basildon etc.

Laughing out loud

There's got to be a steward's inquiry. According to some counter on the top of my Facebook page there are still votes coming in.

Why is everyone else a slacker?

Because it's late and it's looking like nobody knows anything?

Well at least we've seen Lempick Opik lose his seat.

Yes, in years to come everyone will be talking about that "Were you up for Lembit?" moment.

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