Star Truck VVI - The Search For a Plot
USS Enterprise crew stuck in 1980's America due to a transporter failure. In order to avoid a space/time paradox they have to integrate with the local trucking fraternity. "Pig-Pen this is Rubber-Spock. We are apparently about to put the hammer down. I find this most illogical"
Greece III - Danny and Sandy have been living it large on borrowed money, not paying taxes and generally being anti-establishment. Now the wolf is at the door. Features the hit songs:
Hopelessly devoted to Debt
Euro the one that I want
Summer Fights
Farmergeddon.
Giant haemorroid threatens to snuff out all life. Bruce Willis has a rocket, a giant tube of anusol and no dignity.
Welcome to Lay Goss.
BBC invite Nigerian sodomise ex Bross front man.
Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2010, 2:41 AM BSTFarmergeddon.
Giant haemorroid threatens to snuff out all life. Bruce Willis has a rocket, a giant tube of anusol and no dignity.
Welcome to Lay Goss.
BBC invite Nigerian sodomise ex Bross front man.
Tours around your mind would sell very well!
Rabbi C Nesbitt
Jonathon Sacks chief Rabbi UK moves to Gorballs and becomes an alki.
WAL-MART-E
Robotic multi-conglomerate merryment
Terminator 2: Judge Judy Day
Sarah Connor borrowed her neighbor's hedge cutters and gave them back rusty, causing a breakdown in their relationship. All rise for the court of T-1000. Arbitration through termination.
Slade Runner:The Director's Cut (Adapted from Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Wolverhampton")
Noddy Holder's Rick Deckard hunts down replicants in in the Black Country with the iconic line:
"They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. X-Mas no 1."
All very nice.
Jade Runner
Harrison Ford hunts down annoying replicant with 27 years to live.
The Girl with the pearl necklace and earings.
And a dry cleaning bill.
Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind
Aliens that look like crap land on earth and communicate by fart sounds.
Jahs
Dope smoking, rastafarian shark doesn't create any havoc as it's always stoned.
Road to the UK
Bob, Bing and Dorothy are on holiday in San Tropez but have to get back to Blighty in a hurry. Icelandic ash is the perfect comedy vehicle to subject the threesome to delay after delay whilst covering 2,000 miles on the back of an Albanian tractor.
Arsene Wenger and Old Lace
Cary Grant dons his best French accent as he deals with dodgy defence and dodgy elderberry wine at the Emirates.
Here's a terrible idea that is now a movie: Mega Piranha! Starring Tiffany (pop star), Barry Williams (Greg off The Brady Bunch), Paul Logan, & Jesse Daly. SyFy Channel Original Movie.
Here's the link for the trailer. It looks awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSM2_lk7F3E
Pyrohna!
If they don't eat you, they'll burn your house down!
Dan
The Hitchikers (British Comedy) Guide to the Universe:
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think comedy sketches are a pretty neat idea."
Urinalversal Soldier.
"When Terrorists take the piss, They take thier lives"
Do Terrorist Camps get their bags from the GAP?
An American Werewolf in Lumsden
Ronnie C's downtrodden alter ego, in his ignorance, answers an advert in a phone box advertising lycanthropec love. They meet and after smuggling the boyish looking girl into his bedroom they watch the full moon come up together. The BBC's special effects department come up trumps as a mass of fur and teeth takes the bespectacled hero's virginity while he screams expletives at the top of his tiny voice.......... 'Language Timothy!'
An American Werewolf in Paris Hilton
The Dirty cow does is wolfie style and leaks the vid on the web for publicity.
Frakes on a plane.
Samuel L Jackson's flight is taken over by podgy, bearded, 2nd rate actor and 3rd rate driectors from STNG.
Get those Mother f**king number1s off my plane!
Blakies on a plane.
I'll constrict you Butler!