British Comedy Guide

Ban the Burka? Page 18

Quote: chipolata @ May 4 2010, 5:10 PM BST
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Maybe he has just truimphed in the local penny arcade and is jauntliy making his way to the local sweetie merchant to procure a quarter of lemony fresh bon bons, and his spoils are such a weight pulling on his pockets that the distance 'tween his waistband and the floor is diminishing.
Pesky scamp.

Or he is a complete turd who should at least take part responsibilty in the fame of the Kylemonster.

Quote: Nogget @ May 4 2010, 5:12 PM BST

It does sound odd that anyone should find his pants to be 'threatening'.

Well I suppose it could look to some that if a man has his trousers half down, he's about to get his cock out.
And about to either do some pissing in shop doorways, some flashing, or some rapin'.
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He's like the anti-Simon Cowell.
Perhaps as he approaches middle-age they'll gradually creep up his body.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 4 2010, 5:14 PM BST

I find them very, very stupid though. Why, on earth, do people wear them like that?! I can only conclude that they are a bit stupid.

Originally it was to emulate US inmates, who had had their belts confiscated.

Quote: MattJD @ May 4 2010, 5:29 PM BST

Pesky scamp.

Or he is a complete turd

It's that one. Although he's growing on me now. I'd like him t join the BCG.

Quote: Nogget @ May 4 2010, 5:40 PM BST

Originally it was to emulate US inmates, who had had their belts confiscated.

So the 'stupid' bit still holds up then.

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2010, 5:14 PM BST

What if one's stnading on a box?

Or a midget, sat on another midgets shoulders??

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2010, 5:14 PM BST

What if one's stnading on a bomb?

Tut, tut Sooty, tut, tut.

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How does your heart beat Giggel-o

Quote: The Giggle-o @ May 4 2010, 6:33 PM BST

Put, Put Sooty, Put, Put.

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You big gay you've made me want to wear a Burqa.

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Well, that's disturbing.

Quote: zooo @ May 4 2010, 8:45 PM BST

Well, that's disturbing.

Oh, I don't know . .

Quote: chipolata @ May 4 2010, 3:29 PM BST

Technically a teabagger is a man who dips his testicles into another man's mouth

So there's no such thing as hetero teabagging then? I must tell the wife, she'll be so relieved.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 4 2010, 9:35 PM BST

So there's no such thing as hetero teabagging then? I must tell the wife, she'll be so relieved.

No.... this one confuses me. Tried to work it out,,, couldn't.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 4 2010, 9:35 PM BST

So there's no such thing as hetero teabagging then? I must tell the wife, she'll be so relieved.

:O Mine will feel conned. Or think I'm gay. The false moustache was wonderfully tickly though.

Actually you can teabag with men, women or children. Er, I mean with men or women, definitely not children... So, I see the ash cloud's back? Whistling nnocently

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