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Jacparov - agree with you. You're right to kick up a stink.

Forcing English through a meatgrinder to make tasty bite sized morsels for nippers doesn't encourage them to learn more, or to grapple with a sentence they can't understand and to make sense of it. It drags the language down to a level where minimum learning or engagement with it is required and it tends to stunt growth rather than encourage.

What pees me off is that the missus often makes the models that school asks her kids to make. Recent example, a model of a spider. My argument is, do it for them and you deprive them of:

1) The opportunity for them to learn about a spider. They have to study a spider before being able to model it.
2) Doing it for them fosters the idea that all learning is put on a plate by others (on demand) and it doesn't involve any use of the head.
3) The ability to analyse a problem and develop skills to solve it, modelmaking, is shortcut.

All so wrong. Teaching is not the greatest gift we can give our kids. The greatest gift is to teach them how to teach themselves

It's what I call the Google generation. The button says "Search", but it's Google that does the searching, we just sit there as it spoon feeds or minds!

Man, gotta be against something, may as well be google!

Google and pandas.

Oh, but look what the two together can accomplish...

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I love it Zooo, so cute he be.

Hardcorr, welcome btw. Enjoying the posts.

Thanks SlagA

Pandas make me sick, as does google, as does raping the English language and screwing up consciousness.

Oh yeah, the machines gonna rise up and kick our asses (I am a paranoid, agoraphobic, hermit, nutcase by the way).

Quote: EllieJP @ October 25, 2007, 8:04 PM

Any of you guys read Eat, Shoots and Leaves?

That is a great book!

I didn't know guys were ALLOWED to read it... :O

Quote: zooo @ October 25, 2007, 9:42 PM

Google and pandas.

Oh, but look what the two together can accomplish...

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A wild animal in a plastic container... :(

Yeah, really cool Zooo ... I don't think ...

You seem to be well named? ;)

He's only being measured!
I'm sure it's all good.

Quote: zooo @ October 25, 2007, 10:46 PM

He's only being measured!
I'm sure it's all good.

Hope so...

Let's hope he is one of the lucky ones... :)

Looks good enough to eat.

Well Panda steaks may well be tasty...

If I saw a panda I'd punch it in the face.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 25, 2007, 10:21 PM

A wild animal in a plastic container... :(

Maybe when they harvested the bamboo shoots they weren't that selective about what went into the barn. A few pandas here and there soon bumps the weight up.

Hi ellie - yes i've read it, very good. But the more i learn about our language the more depressed i feel; it's being butchered as we speak.

hi slag - i agree with everything you say. Always.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 25, 2007, 8:04 PM

Any of you guys read Eat, Shoots and Leaves?

That is a great book!

Originally that was a Pamela Stephens line in Not the 9 o'clock News.

Aussie blokes are like Koalas.

Eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

These threads seem to go off on very amusing tangents!

If I saw a Panda I'd punch it in the face = Classic

I love our language, personally. Our language is a bit of a Frankenstein, but it's not a problem if we bend the rules here and there as a matter of expressing ourselves.

The problem is when boardroom f**kwits decide "that's a good word to get the kids hooked on a tv channel which will increase the size of their already ample butts. I want to use that for our new slogan paradigm."

Those f**kers are going to hell. And if there isn't one, I'll make one (with a little help from my friend Chuck Norris).

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