swerytd
Wednesday 12th May 2010 9:53am
Guildford
7,542 posts
Ashley Coalition
In a desperate attempt to save his marriage, Ashley tells Cheryl he was merely coalishing with these blondes to save the financial state of his marriage. 'We're all f**ked,' he said. 'No -- only you're f**ked,' she responds.
Co-Coalition The Clown
Farcical results of a combined government.
Yes, Deputy Prime Minister
'As long as I'm PM, you can do anything you want,' Cameron tells Clegg, as he bends over the desk in Number 10 being thoroughly rogered by Clegg's massive Electoral Reform Policy.
Brownout
Gordo presses the buttons to cause nuclear meltdown as a parting gift to the new Toff government.
Dan