Leevil's pregnant.
We don't know who the father is.
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Quote: Nil Putters @ May 3 2010, 7:40 PM BST*clears away empty bottles, party hats and balloons*
Nothing..
*finds Leevil covered in vomit*
Oh nothing out of the ordinary then.
(Haha, we all picked on Leevil.)
Quote: zooo @ May 3 2010, 7:41 PM BSTLeevil's pregnant.
We don't know who the father is.
*backs away slowly*
*knob out*
He said there's about five guys it could be.
What?! That's just the way I walk about!
He is a slut though. What he'll do for a sandwich!? I'm surprised he can eat at all.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 3 2010, 7:48 PM BSTWhat?! That's just the way I walk about!
He is a slut though. What he'll do for a sandwich!? I'm surprised he can eat at all.
I could make a gay joke about what else he can eat but that's just wrong.
Oh, he's not gay. He just loves the cock.
Quote: Nogget @ May 3 2010, 12:37 PM BSTYou'll get your girly licence revoked if you don't like straighteners.
Well I'm in trouble, then...
Also - the conversation above disturbs me. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 3 2010, 8:24 PM BSTAlso - the conversation above disturbs me.
Homophobe.
*sigh* Hiiii Chip. How are you?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 3 2010, 8:34 PM BST*sigh* Hiiii Chip. How are you?
Fine. Although I've run out of catfood my cats really like, and they're going to have to make do with stuff they're not as keen on until I can go shopping later in the week.
They like: Felix pouches and palettes.
They're not keen on: Whiskas pouches. Especially fish flavoured ones. Which is all I've got at the moment.
"My" cat likes Felix pouches best, but she has a silly habit of asking for food, then just smelling it and walking off. She'll eat it about 5 minutes later, so it makes no sense at all.
She probably just wants to know it's there, then has a quick check to see that nothing else is around whilst she lets her guard down to eat it.
Quote: Aaron @ May 3 2010, 9:23 PM BSTShe probably just wants to know it's there, then has a quick check to see that nothing else is around whilst she lets her guard down to eat it.
I'm assuming this is based upon careful studies of zooo at mealtimes?