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General Election 2010 Page 77

Has he got your vote, Alfred? ;)

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 2 2010, 6:45 PM BST

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I think you really need to move, Alfred.

To the past?

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2010, 6:42 PM BST

Didn't John Major get that in about 92?
And it lead to the least succesful Tory government ever. Well, at least until this new one starts on Friday.

Whoever gets in gets a shitburger to munch on to be fair.

Quote: Aaron @ May 2 2010, 6:43 PM BST

It could very well be along those lines I think. I'm really not sure what would be best now though, for the Conservatives and for the country. Very worrying times.

See above.

Quote: bigfella @ May 2 2010, 6:55 PM BST

Whoever gets in gets a shitburger to munch on to be fair.

:D

Didn't David Dimbelby use those exact same words at the end of the last leadership debate?

Quote: zooo @ May 2 2010, 6:50 PM BST

To the past?

Then he'd have no internet and wouldn't be able to post!

Quote: bigfella @ May 2 2010, 6:55 PM BST

Whoever gets in gets a shitburger to munch on to be fair.

Indeed - and Mervyn King's analysis in particular jumps out at me. By such gauge, chipolata should be praying for a Cameron win.

I'd get a megaphone.

Of course the solution is easy.

Get more money!

Quote: bigfella @ May 2 2010, 7:00 PM BST

Of course the solution is easy.

Get more money!

The British people need to remember that they've brought it upon themselves, sadly.

Quote: Aaron @ May 2 2010, 6:59 PM BST

Indeed - and Mervyn King's analysis in particular jumps out at me. By such gauge, chipolata should be praying for a Cameron win.

He will win. And as BF says, with a small majority. He'll have a small honeymoon period, then the wheels will come off.

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2010, 7:11 PM BST

He will win. And as BF says, with a small majority. He'll have a small honeymoon period, then the wheels will come off.

Another cock-a-hoop in the making! ;)

Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2010, 7:13 PM BST

Another cock-a-hoop in the making! ;)

Hardly, unlike you bloody yankee-doodle-dandees, I want our country to succeed whoever's in charge. Even a moon-faced perma-tanned posh-tit like Cameron!

We have to start making stuff again and exporting it!

In a weekend when Tony Blair's been on the campaign trail, you REALLY can't accuse David Cameron of being 'perma-tanned'!

Quote: bigfella @ May 2 2010, 7:18 PM BST

We have to start making stuff again and exporting it!

Agreed.

Quote: Aaron @ May 2 2010, 7:19 PM BST

In a weekend when Tony Blair's been on the campaign trail, you REALLY can't accuse David Cameron of being 'perma-tanned'!

You know Labour are in trouble when they wheel out old Tone as their secret weapon.

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