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Ban the Burka? Page 7

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:05 AM BST

Well now I am really insulted.

Yeah, sorry. I was thinking of all the people who would say they're not religious. Secular Jews are good too. (At least I'm sure that's what Jesus the Messiah thinks Whistling nnocently )

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 2 2010, 12:07 AM BST

He probably means Judeo-Christian, if that makes you feel any better.

What Kevin said. We'll just Passover my last remark. >_<

How about humanist. What's wrong with being a bleeding humanist these days. I dunno with all your Christian traditions, or your aetheism or your flipping fundamentalist whatnot.

What's wrong with being a ruddy humanist!

I reckon that's what most Brits are including the queen.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:11 AM BST

How about humanist. What's wrong with being a bleeding humanist these days. I dunno with all your Christian traditions, or your aetheism or your flipping fundamentalist whatnot.

What's wrong with being a ruddy humanist!

I reckon that's what most Brits are including the queen.

No, she's an alien.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 2 2010, 12:07 AM BST

He probably means Judeo-Christian, if that makes you feel any better.

Good gravy being Jewish these days is like being an old cocksman on a council estate constantly confronted by your illegitmate progeny.

Quote: keewik @ May 2 2010, 12:12 AM BST

No, she's an alien.

I thought she was a lizard? I suspect you are a DEROS
.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:11 AM BST

What's wrong with being a ruddy humanist!

I would describe myself as a humanist, if I was not also an incurable misanthrope.

And a vegetarian.

She's part werewolf.

What did you bite her or something?

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:13 AM BST

I suspect you are a DEROS

What's that? The only familiarity I have with that term was back in my Army days:

Date
Eligible for
Rotation
OverSeas.

Alas, I just have to ask this - what's a DEROS? (I await the answer with trepidation)

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2010, 9:37 PM BST

Hurrah and about bloody time. The idea wearing that ridiculous outfit is not a result of massive communal bullying and encouraging women to see them selves as inferior.

The law is there in part at least to protect people from their own stupidity or innability to make good choices. Banning the burka is right up their with making meths undrinkable or banning child porn as an example of a government saying firmly "you do not have the sense to make sensible decisions we will make them for you."

This shouldn't happen often, but some times it is neccasary.

It feels disgusting to agree with that.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 1 2010, 9:46 PM BST

Ban the bra too! How will we know there a nipples under there otherwise!?

But think of the saggage! Sick

Quote: keewik @ May 2 2010, 12:22 AM BST

Alas, I just have to ask this - what's a DEROS? (I await the answer with trepidation)

Detremental Robots. They live at the centre of the earth and use super science to ruin your life by amongst other things; making your sandwiches taste unpleasant, giving you a headache, giving you BO.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:11 AM BST

How about humanist. What's wrong with being a bleeding humanist these days. I dunno with all your Christian traditions, or your aetheism or your flipping fundamentalist whatnot.

What's wrong with being a ruddy humanist!

I reckon that's what most Brits are including the queen.

Most Brits are not Humanist. Being a humanist means adhering to a particular set of beliefs. It's not a default position. People celebrate Christmas and Easter, generally not in a religious sense. Everyone knows the Jesus story. Ergo culturally Christian. And if you saw anything anti-Jewish in what I said then you're looking for it, Soots.

No, the Queen's a Christian, definitely, even if she doesn't believe in God personally, anyone with that much ceremony in their soul is a Christian, to paraphrase Marlowe.
Charles can probably claim to being a humanist.

If he was honest he'd claim to be a twat. Hard boiled egg rejecting, granny humping, coffee arse drinking, probably homosexual rapist, loony science loving arse nugget.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2010, 12:24 AM BST

Detremental Robots. They live at the centre of the earth and use super science to ruin your life by amongst other things; making your sandwiches taste unpleasant, giving you a headache, giving you BO.

That sounds like me. Har, har, har!

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