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General Election 2010 Page 69

As long as Labour don't get back in I don't care.

I'd rather have Jordan in charge.

The Tories are flatlining at around 33%; Labour are a busted flush at below 30%, but their votes are so effectively concentrated that they will be difficult to shift from their Northern heartland (though Gordon is doing his bit); unless there is a huge swing from Labour to the LibDems in the final week, then we are in for a hung Parliament.

I doubt that Nick, David and Gordon have more than 4 inches each really.

Going by posts on this thread, which party are BCGers most likely to vote for?

I vote for a party. A huge party with lots of booze, nudity and snacks. Robyn can provide the balloons.

Quote: David Carmon @ May 1 2010, 12:17 PM BST

I threatened to my Mum that I'd vote BNP (though I never would).

I taunt my brother with that notion.

Re: Badge's (?) flocking/f**king theory, I'm watching last night's Paxman interview and Gordon's just stated that the "misunderstanding" was that he thought she was talking about expelling all international students from the country.

The man is a danger to himself, never mind the country.

Want to avoid painful Labour?

Use a condom!

Wrap it around Gordon Browns head till he suffocates.

Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2010, 12:48 PM BST

I vote for a party. A huge party with lots of booze, nudity and snacks.

Should be a few cocktail sausages being munched on then.

Is it just me, or there has been hardly any coverage of UKIP's policies this campaign? Every time I turn the TV on I see Nick Griffin being grilled, but I haven't once seen UKIP's leader being interviewed. It can't just be me missing them all the time can it?

Our media is unhealthily obsessed with the BNP, and it is giving far more airtime to a party that is putting up only 90 candidates against UKIP's 500! I actually want to hear what UKIP's policies are, as they've got more chance of getting mps elected, and yet I haven't seen one of them being interviewed!

Well whatever their policies are I am now going to vote for them just out of protest at the media virtually ignoring them.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 1 2010, 1:32 PM BST

Well whatever their policies are I am now going to vote for them just out of protest at the media virtually ignoring them.

That'll teach, er, somebody. Probably. Huh?

Quote: Aaron @ May 1 2010, 1:07 PM BST

Re: Badge's (?) flocking/f**king theory, I'm watching last night's Paxman interview and Gordon's just stated that the "misunderstanding" was that he thought she was talking about expelling all international students from the country.

I don't believe him - and even if that's true it isn't incompatible with him having heard "f**king". I think the spindoctors took the line that they couldn't explicitly say what he thought he'd heard because it could have dug a deeper hole, but I think they were wrong. Anyway, it's all over and done with. Go back to your constituencies and prepare for... a hung parliament.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 1 2010, 1:32 PM BST

Should be a few cocktail sausages being munched on then.

Is it just me, or there has been hardly any coverage of UKIP's policies this campaign? Every time I turn the TV on I see Nick Griffin being grilled, but I haven't once seen UKIP's leader being interviewed. It can't just be me missing them all the time can it?

Our media is unhealthily obsessed with the BNP, and it is giving far more airtime to a party that is putting up only 90 candidates against UKIP's 500! I actually want to hear what UKIP's policies are, as they've got more chance of getting mps elected, and yet I haven't seen one of them being interviewed!

Well whatever their policies are I am now going to vote for them just out of protest at the media virtually ignoring them.

I've seen much more of UKIP on telly than I have of the BNP.

Quote: Badge @ May 1 2010, 2:19 PM BST

I've seen much more of UKIP on telly than I have of the BNP.

Hmmm, where did you get your TV from?

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2010, 8:27 AM BST

Godot thin ice mate, thin ice.

As only a limited number of us have seen each other. I could say you look like Harriet Harman (and I know where to find you...)

Thanks Sooty. If I looked like Harriet harman I would stop masturbating.

She'd illegalise that if she became PM anyway.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 1 2010, 2:44 PM BST

Hmmm, where did you get your TV from?

I think it was Argos.

I can understand why Conservatives hate labour and want Cameron in, but not why non Tories hate Brown and want Labour to fail.

Have you guys really forgotten what it was like under the Tories? Maybe most of you are too young to remember.

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