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Robyn is awake for a Saturday of balloons, and she knows already that she took an order for some dreaded hi-floats.

Quote: bigfella @ May 1 2010, 6:26 AM BST

The only member online!

You might want to think about a new deoderant.

Quote: billwill @ April 30 2010, 4:09 PM BST

Me too from Camden Market, though rather longer ago than recently.

Has yours got a map of Germany on its silken lining?

Lol. No it's not a proper one, more of in the style of.

Rob is back from a great day out, including several hours at Borough Market and a visit to the new Map exhibition at the British Library. He also spent £80 on maps at the bookstalls on the South Bank. Today has been a good day. :)

Quote: bigfella @ May 1 2010, 6:26 AM BST

The only member online!

Which is why Mrs Fella won't let him hang up the laundry.

Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2010, 3:32 AM BST

Just came back from the weekly street meeting of my neighbors. I mentioned our governor's shooting of a coyote and one of the guys pulled an exact copy of the same tiny .380 pistol from his back pocket. Then the neighbors started running off to their nearby homes and brought out WWI pistols, WWII pistols, Marine Corps swords and 19th century cowboy pistols and saddles.

We've now tarred and feathered six corgis we suspected were secretly coyotes, machine gunned all the Blockbusters copys of Coyote Ugly and burned an effigy of Barrack Obama dressed as Wiley Coyote.

I love living in Texas.

Next week we're gonna hang something and won't be a faggoty Picasso.

God Bless America (apology I am the Banksy of unfunny nonsense).

Quote: Rob H @ May 1 2010, 11:48 PM BST

Rob is back from a great day out, including several hours at Borough Market and a visit to the new Map exhibition at the British Library. He also spent £80 on maps at the bookstalls on the South Bank. Today has been a good day. :)

http://maps.google.co.uk/

Quote: Aaron @ May 1 2010, 11:57 PM BST

http://maps.google.co.uk/

Oh, Aaron, Aaron. *shakes head*

Actually, I think you'd have liked the exhibition. 'Twas very interesting.

Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2010, 9:54 AM BST

Lol. No it's not a proper one, more of in the style of.

My "flying jacket" hasn't got a map inside either, but I think there was one in the rack. but that jacket was rather tattier than the one I bought.

Well looking at the weather forecast, I don't think I shall be attending the open air exhibition in London today. Heavy rain, strong wind and paintings don't mix well.

Bad back, been bad for a year now.

Its becoming a pain......in the back.

Quote: bigfella @ May 2 2010, 10:48 PM BST

Bad back, been bad for a year now. Its becoming a pain......in the back.

Anything to do with losing all that weight and your posture changing?

My hair smells like Play Doh.

Does it? Does it though?

Yes it bloody doessss!

Just replaced the flag at the front of my house. The old one had faded a little bit. Guess my next chore should be trimming those overgrown shrubs.

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