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According to Fox the coyote was a major Al Quaeda resource who supports free healthcare.

But then Foxes and Coyotes never get on.

Quote: Nogget @ April 28 2010, 11:19 AM BST

So with Greece becoming 'junk', and with the news that a hung parliament here might well lead to a downgrading of our debt, what are the implications for the sort of austerity measures might have to be brought in?

Difficult to say because it's pretty much unprecedented with an economy and society such as ours. But as far as I can gather, we could very well end up in a state where the cuts that Labour are warning the Tories want to make will look positively luxurious in comparison.

Well all that misery could lead to a golden age of British sitcom.

What we urgently need is a realistic austerity package that we could present to our creditors/IMF. That would imply the 3 part leaders having a grown up discussion on the budget and not ceaselessly sniping.

I'm more likely to invent a timemachine in my shed and get a blowjob off Queen Victoria.

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2010, 7:45 AM BST

That would imply the 3 part leaders having a grown up discussion on the budget and not ceaselessly sniping.

I wonder if the PM will suffer any sniping quips tonight involving the words 'bigot' and 'flocking'?

Program available for eisteddfod

The program for the 57th annual Cowra Eisteddfod is now being finalised and should be available at the end of this week.

Entries have been very pleasing in the Speech and Drama sections, and are at record levels in the Dance sections, especially in the senior age groups.

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2010, 7:45 AM BST

I'm more likely to invent a timemachine in my shed and get a blowjob off Queen Victoria.

Laughing out loud

CCTV of the teacher seconds after he beat that boy to a pulp.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8653872.stm

Class of kids scared shitless of a nutcase.
Is it true he got off on all the charges? Is he being punished at all?? :/

Those big grey blob heads make it look like a PSP game. He was driven mad by a system that does nothing to support or protect teachers etc. He shouldn't teach again, but I'm not sure how much he should be punished.

I am sick and tired of a culture where every scrote receiving eductation/services etc is a customer or an employer.

By this definition the Taliban are the British Army's employers.

But he bludgeoned a boy in the head screaming die die die.
The kids were arseholes, and something should definitely have been done about his situation way before he snapped. And yes I know he's got to 'live with what he did for the rest of his life' etc. But he can't just get off scot free.

Or is is scott free...

*wikis*

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2010, 2:54 PM BST

But he bludgeoned a boy in the head screaming die die die.
The kids were arseholes, and something should definitely have been done about his situation way before he snapped. And yes I know he's got to 'live with what he did for the rest of his life' etc. But he can't just get off scot free.

Or is is scott free...

*wikis*

He walked free from court, having already served a fair time in custody.

N.B. has anyone noticed that North Korea torpedoed a South Korean ship. And we might be approaching world war 3 or something?

Quote: Nogget @ April 30 2010, 3:00 PM BST

He walked free from court, having already served a fair time in custody.

Ah. Well, I guess that's something.

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2010, 2:45 PM BST

CCTV of the teacher seconds after he beat that boy to a pulp.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8653872.stm

Class of kids scared shitless of a nutcase.
Is it true he got off on all the charges? Is he being punished at all?? :/

I'm glad he got off scot free. The kid sounded like an obnoxious nightmare, only interested in pushing this teacher as far as he could, so that his charming classmates could film it. It's just a shame the kid didn't get left with brain damage.

Hmm.
So you'd be happy for this guy to teach your kids?

Even if your kid was the type to push him and bully him, he wouldn't deserve to die.

I think the whole thing is pretty ridiculous.

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2010, 2:45 PM BST

CCTV of the teacher seconds after he beat that boy to a pulp.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8653872.stm

Class of kids scared shitless of a nutcase.
Is it true he got off on all the charges? Is he being punished at all?? :/

He admitted GBH, and was released having already spent 8 months in prison.

Quote: chipolata @ April 30 2010, 3:35 PM BST

I'm glad he got off scot free. The kid sounded like an obnoxious nightmare, only interested in pushing this teacher as far as he could, so that his charming classmates could film it. It's just a shame the kid didn't get left with brain damage.

This.

(Except he didn't quite get off scot/t free, but I wish he had.)

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