Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2010, 10:59 PM BSTChip's off to watch Damages, which seems to get later by the week.
It doesn't start for ten minutes! Just how big is your house? 
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The lift's out of order at the moment, so he has to be carried down all five flights of stairs by his butler.
Quote: zooo @ April 28 2010, 11:23 PM BSTThe lift's out of order at the moment, so he has to be carried down all five flights of stairs by Matron.
Quote: AngieBaby @ April 28 2010, 10:58 PM BSTThey are rather heavy on the old rib cage. Thankfully, no lasting damage except to my ego.
Is Steve not online because he's still laughing?
Doin' an Ozzy !
Quote: AngieBaby @ April 28 2010, 10:58 PM BSTThey are rather heavy on the old rib cage. Thankfully, no lasting damage except to my ego.
There seems to be a lot of these sorts of accidents reported from quad-bike users. Is it some inherent design flaw?
And why are they called quad bikes anyway? The 'bi' in bike means two, referring to the number of wheels, so logically a four-wheeled version should be something like a 'Quike'.
How many sides does a quadrangle have Nogget?
Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2010, 11:03 PM BSTIt doesn't start for ten minutes! Just how big is your house?
I had to feed the cats and make sure all the doors were locked first. Then lay my clothes out for the next day.
Quote: chipolata @ April 29 2010, 8:36 AM BSTI had to feed the cats and make sure all the doors were locked first. Then lay my clothes out for the next day.
Ooh a bit American Psycho that.
Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2010, 8:55 AM BSTOoh a bit American Psycho that.
I am partial to a bit of Huey Lewis occasionally. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 29 2010, 8:36 AM BSTI had to feed the cats and make sure all the doors were locked first. Then lay my clothes out for the next day.
I was at my Mum's the other night and our family cat came and slept with me. I felt so happy having a cat on me.
Who isn't, badly underrated.
Quote: Marc P @ April 29 2010, 8:19 AM BSTHow many sides does a quadrangle have Nogget?
At least it's called a quadrangle, with just one superfluous 'r', rather than a quad-triangle.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2010, 8:59 AM BSTI was at my Mum's the other night and our family cat came and slept with me. I felt so happy having a cat on me.
When I wake in the mornings they're sitting by the bed staring at me. That's actually a bit creepy, but I can't let on I think this else they'll have won.
They just want feeding, it's not creepy.
My family cat is the most evil looking and sometimes evil acting cat ever. But he's such a baby with it. He's lost the site in one eye, completely black and is so fat. He won't let you pet him too much.