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Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2010, 9:25 AM BST

Probably bloody media students. They're all over the bleedin' shop.

*Waves* Hello!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 28 2010, 9:46 AM BST

*Waves* Hello!

Are you loud, sweary, aggressive, leaving chaos in your wake like the ones on Chip's train? :O

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2010, 9:58 AM BST

Are you loud, sweary, aggressive, leaving chaos in your wake like the ones on Chip's train? :O

Oh f**king yes. Now come here and let me stab your face! Let me stab everyones faces!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 28 2010, 10:14 AM BST

Oh f**king yes. Now come here and let me stab your face!

Ooh cheeky!

Chip's just accidentally clicked onto Mathew Stott's profile and seen his picture. Oh dear.

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2010, 12:16 PM BST

Chip's just accidentally clicked onto Mathew Stott's profile and seen his picture. Oh dear.

Jealous?

It's not a good photo. In fact, I look like a troll.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 28 2010, 12:24 PM BST

It's not a good photo.

You look like you could do with a wash and a haircut. You talk of working in an "office". I know of no office in the country that would take you looking like that!

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2010, 12:25 PM BST

You look like you could do with a wash and a haircut. You talk of working in an "office". I know of no office in the country that would take you looking like that!

A wash! I'm very clean thank you. That picture is about four years old, but I still have long hair. I'm also now sporting a bit of a bushy beard, having not shaved for about two months. I look like a tramp. A sexy tramp.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 28 2010, 12:29 PM BST

A sexy tramp.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2010, 12:30 PM BST

Whistling nnocently

You're trying to fight back an erection, admit it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 28 2010, 12:31 PM BST

You're trying to fight back an erection, admit it.

Pah! I can barely get an erection with hot young naked women armed with special medical pumps!

Is annoyed!

Chip's just noticed he features twice in the list of members online. Cool

Not on my list.

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2010, 1:08 PM BST

Chip's just noticed he features twice in the list of members online. Cool

I've had that. I guess it must only show up on the members own active threads page.

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