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Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2010, 12:24 PM BST

It's really not that bad. You just have to keep yur wits about you and don't take risks.

Can't wait to get my bike Errr

Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2010, 12:24 PM BST

It's really not that bad.

That's not how you make it sound!

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2010, 8:51 PM BST

Ellie thinks the moon landings were staged? Oh dear.

I'm neither a total skeptic nor totally convinved. But that answer satisfies no one. The skeptics hate me and the believers despise me. So what's new?
;) :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 26 2010, 9:07 PM BST

it would only take one of the hundreds or thousands of people who worked on the project to open their mouth for the biggest payday of their lives to come forward, but she won't be persuaded.

Not really true. That assumes that every grunt needed to know all the ins and outs, from the people making the circuit boards, to the men putting in the fuel before take-off. No covert op requires every person to the nth degree knows everything about the op. If they did, it wouldn't be covert. Every grunt did their particular job assuming the end result was to get men on the moon. Even mission control. Men read what their computer displays tell them and if the computer displays tell them a man is on the moon, they aren't really going to disagree. But, IIRC, Mission Control ran a few rehearsals using prerecorded flight data. Now, if they were told a real mission was going down, how would they know the difference between a rehearsal and a real mission? In truth, only a handful of people needed to know. The astronauts are hardly likely to tell. They'd be worse than scum for their deception on the public.

As I said, I'm in neither camp but to either camp that statement places me in the opposite camp.

That would still leave, at least, a good couple of hundred though. And probably dozens and dozens more with suspicions but no proof. Too many bright people were involved to not know, I think.

Chip's home early to let an electrician in. The electrician's making ominous comments about the entire house needing rewiring. Chip isn't listening.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2010, 3:12 PM BST

Chip's home early to let an electrician in. The electrician's making ominous comments about the entire house needing rewiring. Chip isn't listening.

Sounds like he's after a nice big job.

Is it an old house?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2010, 3:14 PM BST

Sounds like he's after a nice big job.

He can piss in the wind! I'd rather die in an electrical fire. That'd learn him. That'd learn him good!

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2010, 3:17 PM BST

He can piss in the wind! I'd rather die in an electrical fire. That'd learn him. That'd learn him good!

That's him telt.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2010, 3:17 PM BST

He can piss in the wind! I'd rather die in an electrical fire. That'd learn him. That'd learn him good!

Wouldn't it be better if he pissed on you, you know all thing considered what with you being on fire n'all.

Quote: Marc P @ April 27 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Wouldn't it be better if he pissed on you, you know all thing considered what with you being on fire n'all.

I do wish you wouldn't bring your pecadillos to the threads, Marc! Pleased

Fair enough.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2010, 3:17 PM BST

Is it an old house?

Yes. Chapper's old!

Quote: Marc P @ April 27 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Wouldn't it be better if he pissed on you, you know all thing considered what with you being on fire n'all.

Also, you should never throw water - or urine - on an electrical fire.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2010, 4:04 PM BST

Yes. Chapper's old!

Also, you should never throw water - or urine - on an electrical fire.

This is a very good point - especially if the urine is still connected upstream to your penis!

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