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Quote: Rob H @ April 24 2010, 8:35 PM BSTRob's wife-to-be is on her hen-do today. There are currently twenty four women in London Bridge wearing masks of Rob's face. This both freaks him out and horrifies me in equal measure.
Christ on ice. That does sound horrific. And there is no lower form of life than a hen party.
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2010, 11:12 PM BSTChrist on ice. That does sound horrific. And there is no lower form of life than a hen party.
Tell me about it. 
Ah, but surely you're forgetting the stag party. That must be worse.
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2010, 11:12 PM BSTChrist on ice.
Bet Brucie gets to compere !
Who's on the panel ?
Quote: Rob H @ April 24 2010, 11:14 PM BSTAh, but surely you're forgetting the stag party.
Stag parties appear to be largely moronic, braindead affairs. Hen parties are a whole other sleazey level.
Quote: Rob H @ April 24 2010, 8:35 PM BSTRob's wife-to-be is on her hen-do today.
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2010, 11:20 PM BSTStag parties appear to be largely moronic, braindead affairs. Hen parties are a whole other sleazey level.
Aye, cheers mate. 
You don't by any chance work for the Samaritans around Bridgend in your spare time do you?
But uh, I'm sure that any woman sensible enough to be marrying your mature self is wise enough to avoid such behaviour.
I bet her chief bridesmaid will have the sperm of at least 3 different men in her hair by the end of the night though.
This is where you reveal that the chief bridesmaid is your mother. :/
Isn't it traditional for the stag party to shag prozzies?
I don't think hen nights go quite that far...
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2010, 11:28 PM BSTBut uh, I'm sure that any woman sensible enough to be marrying your mature self is wise enough to avoid such behaviour.
I bet her chief bridesmaid will have the sperm of at least 3 different men in her hair by the end of the night though.
This is where you reveal that the chief bridesmaid is your mother. :/
The chief bridesmaid is actually my mistress.
No, I've no worries about my girlfriend. No doubt there will be sperm deposited among some of the attenders though.
Quote: zooo @ April 24 2010, 11:30 PM BST
Isn't it traditional for the stag party to shag prozzies?
I don't think hen nights go quite that far...
I'm not sure it's traditional, per se, but I believe it has happened, yes. And no, that's not an admission.
I,m in a bad mood.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 24 2010, 11:46 PM BSTI,m in a bad mood.
Any particular reason, or just a nameless ?
JUST A BAD MOOD OK ?
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 24 2010, 11:53 PM BSTJUST A BAD MOOD OK ?
Ok, that's fine! *tiptoes away*
Frank Skinner and David Cameron punched his wife.
Quote: Aaron @ April 25 2010, 12:04 AM BSTFrank Skinner and David Cameron punched his wife.
Do what?