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Can a vagina notice bad breath?

If a mouth's that close, would it be bothered?

Quote: Charley @ February 8, 2008, 11:12 PM

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Can a vagina notice bad breath?

I thought they were the cause of it.,

I think it may. Sometimes it refuses to react the way I thought it would. I tell my man to go brush his teeth, then hey presto. *Tingles*

Quote: David Chapman @ February 8, 2008, 11:16 PM

I thought they were the cause of it.,

Laughing out loud

Only after onions apparently!

Quote: Charley @ February 8, 2008, 11:17 PM

I think it may. Sometimes it refuses to react the way I thought it would. I tell my man to go brush his teeth, then hey presto. *Tingles*

Is that when he puts his head in?

Quote: David Chapman @ February 8, 2008, 11:16 PM

I thought they were the cause of it.,

Me thinks it depends on the Vagina Dave. Ob- Veeeee -Ously you have been a gobbling on some right skanky Vag's.

I just thought of a great way to get people to eat more vegetables.
EAT MORE VAG!
Will work on many men & all the lesbians!
I am going to send it to the carott growers!

Quote: Charley @ February 8, 2008, 11:17 PM

I think it may. Sometimes it refuses to react the way I thought it would. I tell my man to go brush his teeth, then hey presto. *Tingles*

Must be the cool, cold mintyness?

Quote: David Chapman @ February 8, 2008, 11:18 PM

Is that when he puts his head in?

Nah! Thats when the whole body climbs up inside!

Vaginas have a sense of taste. That's why they do flavoured condoms.

Why is that Smokey Bacon crisps are big but the Barbecue flavour ones are always small?

Because you masturbate to much.

Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2010, 9:40 PM BST

Because you masturbate to much.

SlagA sings it to the tune of "You like me too much (and I like you)".

Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2010, 9:40 PM BST

Because you masturbate to much.

Can you masturbate too mucukhkhk?

Because when they barbecue the crisps they shrink on the grill.

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