Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:08 PM BST
! What a 1,500th post!
Only just realised. 
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I have decided since working at the party shop that if I ever have a hen party, it will consist of eating a lot of biscuits, and very little else. No - the biscuits do not signify anything but biscuits.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:20 PM BSTI have decided since working at the party shop that if I ever have a hen party, it will consist of eating a lot of biscuits, and very little else. No - the biscuits do not signify anything but biscuits.
By biscuits, do you mean - oh. 
My stag do might very well be the most boring one in history. I think my instructions to my best man could be best summed up as 'No fun allowed.'
I think I am terrifying enough under the influence of biscuits.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:24 PM BSTI think I am terrifying enough under the influence of biscuits.
Agreed.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:24 PM BSTI think I am terrifying enough under the influence of biscuits.
Any kind of biscuit? Surely a digestive would be safe?
I get quite sugar-rushy. I have recently discovered that Custard Creams are a particularly guilty culprit, much to Elliot's annoyance.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:29 PM BSTI get quite sugar-rushy. I have recently discovered that Custard Creams are a particularly guilty culprit, much to Elliot's annoyance.
Ah, you students and your crazy Custard Cream sessions!
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 24 2010, 8:59 PM BST
They have to be the most snake-hipped people on the planet.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:02 PM BSThttp://www.amazon.co.uk/NIght-Pink-Adult-Will-STraws/dp/B001U7HSES/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1272139439&sr=8-4
I see they do them in my size. 
Quote: SlagA @ April 24 2010, 9:46 PM BSTT
I see they do them in my size.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:20 PM BSTI have decided since working at the party shop that if I ever have a hen party, it will consist of eating a lot of biscuits, and very little else. No - the biscuits do not signify anything but biscuits.
Sounds good to me!
Like Mitchell's stag night on Peep Show. Two people playing chess on a barge wasn't it?
Traditional hen nights and stag dos are scary things.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:02 PM BSThttp://www.amazon.co.uk/NIght-Pink-Adult-Will-STraws/dp/B001U7HSES/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1272139439&sr=8-4
What sort of c**t would buy one of those?
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 24 2010, 9:50 PM BSTWhat sort of c**t would buy one of those?
Not my girlfriend. You don't need one when you've got a Rob H facemask.
Rob is wondering why it's so quiet here tonight. He thought, by definition, BSG members weren't allowed to have social lives.
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