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Rob's wife-to-be is on her hen-do today. There are currently twenty four women in London Bridge wearing masks of Rob's face. This both freaks him out and horrifies me in equal measure.
Quote: Leevil @ April 24 2010, 7:58 PM BSTHello Scats
Hello! How are you? 
Quote: Rob H @ April 24 2010, 8:35 PM BSTRob's wife-to-be is on her hen-do today. There are currently twenty four women in London Bridge wearing masks of Rob's face. This both freaks him out and horrifies me in equal measure.
I sold a lot of horrible hen night stuff today, so I hope none of it was to your wife to be's lot! 
Quote: Rob H @ April 24 2010, 8:35 PM BSTRob's wife-to-be is on her hen-do today. There are currently twenty four women in London Bridge wearing masks of Rob's face. This both freaks him out and horrifies me in equal measure.
Please x 100 can we see a pic afterwards?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 8:42 PM BSTI sold a lot of horrible hen night stuff today, so I hope none of it was to your wife to be's lot!
it's entirely possible!
Quote: zooo @ April 24 2010, 8:50 PM BST
Please x 100 can we see a pic afterwards?
Absolutely no chance. 
i) I don't know how to post pictures.
ii) it's of my face, and it looks horrible. (Even though I'm a reasonably handsome chap! )
They probably have similar things in any case. Phallic straws and the like.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 8:52 PM BSTPhallic straws and the like.
Aren't they called penises?
Quote: zooo @ April 24 2010, 8:50 PM BST
Please x 100 can we see a pic afterwards?
x100
Scats!!?
I was showing Rob! My work sells worse!
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 24 2010, 8:59 PM BSTx100
I had to do a 'Mr and Mrs' quiz which was quite alarming: it turns out I have no idea what my favourite film is. 
For my girlfriend's worst habit, I put 'she puts her bogies in her friends' drinks when they're not looking.' (It's not true, honestly. But does it make me a bad person?)
I also saw a hen party.
They all had T-shirts with their names on, debbie, sue, clare etc etc. Apart from one - Shelly's Mom.
This poor lady doesn't have a name of her own. They may as well just put "Old" on it as well.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2010, 9:02 PM BSThttp://www.amazon.co.uk/NIght-Pink-Adult-Will-STraws/dp/B001U7HSES/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1272139439&sr=8-4
What would Elliot say! Plus you're much too young for me. >_<
Oh, yeah, and I'm engaged. 
! What a 1,500th post!