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Bit dead today, isn't it? Where are all the big guns?

Yo

*Chip marks Gavin off on his BCG register*

Ellie's at work!

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2010, 3:39 PM BST

Ellie's at work!

Yes I am. Why?

Ellie has been out for lunch and eaten so much meat.

Chip was thinking about your big guns again.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2010, 3:41 PM BST

Ellie has been out for lunch and eaten so much meat.

>_<

What kind of meat?

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2010, 3:42 PM BST

Chip was thinking about your big guns again.

Funnily enough I was listening to two woman talking about their massive breasts earlier. One was F. The other was Double F! :O

I don't really know what size that means. I lose track after C. :)

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2010, 3:45 PM BST

I don't really know what size that means. I lose track after C. :)

It's big. And since they were talking about their big bosoms in front of me I felt it would be rude not to have a good gawp.

Heh! And surely they allowed you to grab a boob of each and compare the weight?

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2010, 3:54 PM BST

Heh! And surely they allowed you to grab a boob of each and compare the weight?

I didn't need to. My visual inspection told me that the FF's were clearly weightier than the F's.

You are some kind of bosom weight genius.

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2010, 3:44 PM BST

What kind of meat?

Sausages, steak, chicken and pork ribs.

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