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Election; what would your policies be? Page 4

Quote: Cheesehoven @ April 17 2010, 4:03 PM BST

Cultural Marxism

What does that even mean?

Edit: Oh, Godot and Timbo basically said that already.

Cultural marxism? Yes I felt that was apt an expression when watching POD tell a fat transexual she could be prettier with square collars and less purple eye shadow.

I saw the Trotskyist subterfuge. When that gay one out of Chas and Dave had to cook with emmenthal (even though he didn't like it on Satruday kitchen).

Thanks goodness for the neocon dialectic of Jeremy Kyle telling Shaznay you can't pregnant with anal.

£1 increase on each pack of fags every year forever. Make smokers pay for everything until it's no more, then starting picking on the next subset of society that annoys me greatly. Probably bad grammar...

Single-Policy Dan

Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2010, 11:26 AM BST

£1 increase on each pack of condoms every year forever. Make fornicators pay for everything until it's no more, then starting picking on the next subset of society that annoys me greatly. Probably bad grammar...

Single-Policy Dan

Well that's just bitter and mean spirited.

There's always talk about giving targets to hospitals and schools; why not give a target for politicians? Draw up a series of targets they have to achieve, or face reprisals. Of course, "politics doesn't work like that", but neither does education.

Quote: Nogget @ April 22 2010, 11:41 AM BST

There's always talk about giving targets to hospitals and schools; why not give a target for politicians? Draw up a series of targets they have to achieve, or face reprisals. Of course, "politics doesn't work like that", but neither does education.

And failing politicians could be taken over by highly succesful Academy of Foundations MPs?

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2010, 11:35 AM BST

Well that's just bitter and mean spirited.

Recursive policies till everyones bled dry:

Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2010, 11:26 AM BST

£1 increase on each politician every year forever. Make politician pay for everything until they're no more, then starting picking on the next subset of society that annoys me greatly. Probably bad grammar...

Single-Policy Dan

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2010, 8:34 AM BST

Cultural marxism? Yes I felt that was apt an expression when watching POD tell a fat transexual she could be prettier with square collars and less purple eye shadow.

I saw the Trotskyist subterfuge. When that gay one out of Chas and Dave had to cook with emmenthal (even though he didn't like it on Satruday kitchen).

Thanks goodness for the neocon dialectic of Jeremy Kyle telling Shaznay you can't pregnant with anal.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Cheesehoven @ April 17 2010, 4:03 PM BST

Unfortunately, a necessary evil. Although the BBC does some good work in some areas, it is so riddled with Cultural Marxism that I'm afraid its reform is no longer possible so its destruction is essential.

Um. Yeah. Pfffft.

Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2010, 11:26 AM BST

£1 increase on each pack of fags every year forever. Make smokers pay for everything until it's no more, then starting picking on the next subset of society that annoys me greatly. Probably bad grammar...

Single-Policy Dan

I agree! :D

I'd like to see a tax on men who don't have any hair on their chest. They can pay the tax or accept the fact that they are basically women.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 22 2010, 4:51 PM BST

I'd like to see a tax on men who don't have any hair on their chest.

Or are past the age of twenty five and still can't force out a decent beard.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 22 2010, 4:53 PM BST

Or are past the age of twenty five and still can't force out a decent beard.

If they were outed they wouldn't be a decent beard any more.

My overarching policy would be 'hang the bastards!'

Tax on kids. The more you have the more you pay.

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