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I wish I could kill a Yak from 300 yards away, With Mind bullets

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 24, 2007, 12:27 PM

I wish I had a time machine!

oooh yes-time machine please :D that's a better one...I could jsut keep doing my exams over and over (re-revising the bits i didnt know) until I get 100% :P yay!

Oh my god!! You'd Cheat?

...I cant take the moral High Ground really I'd of taken the credit for the invention of the TV, The Internet and the combustion engine making this time me a great great great decendant the richest most powerful mn on the planet.

I cant believe you'd cheat though tsk tsk

haha well I probably wouldn't, but Im kind of bored of people working about a tenth as much as I do, and still getting similar grades >_< and of them always asking me the answers during lessons :(

Thats because they give extra ciricular services. Its a people business lol!!

haha that joke never ends at the school I go to-after GCSEs everyone said "So ***** how many adudicators did you sleep with for your grades?"

*****=me feeling bad about naming her :P

LOL, sa'lll right name her we're all friends here was it Becky?

Ahh School I remember it well. I learned alot of skills there like; Ducking out early, avoidig people in authority, Winging not finishing something on time.

haha and the parties, right? I have one of those on Saturday-Im going as a pumpkin and having to see some people who I reeeeeally dont want to-with the addition that theyll be drunk :)
I wish that they'll not annoy me if they are legless!

Going as a Pumpkin?? does that entail a gigantic round orange suit?

Mmmm Drunken unwanteds, you could always diguise your self as a giant pumpki- oh right we done that.

Uhhh Fake Moustache....NO! YES! Got it a goatte your her evil twin sister and you dont take shite from no one. That'll sort em.

Quote: chipolata @ October 24, 2007, 10:44 AM

...A sniper would take out Sharon Osbourne.

amen to this one.........plus a few other members of the family as well...but not at the risk of missing good old SHAZZA

Quote: Gavin @ October 24, 2007, 1:18 PM

Going as a Pumpkin?? does that entail a gigantic round orange suit?

Mmmm Drunken unwanteds, you could always diguise your self as a giant pumpki- oh right we done that.

Uhhh Fake Moustache....NO! YES! Got it a goatte your her evil twin sister and you dont take shite from no one. That'll sort em.

haha! It doesnt no, it involves an orange puffy felt skirt and lots of greeny bits...oh and cobweb tights haha!
oooh yes, fake moustache could work...

Quote: Gavin @ October 24, 2007, 12:31 PM

I wish I could kill a Yak from 300 yards away, With Mind bullets

That 'rocked my f**king socks off' Gav ;)

Quote: Aaron @ October 24, 2007, 8:52 AM

Laughing out loud

You said one post only - and we're supposed to take notice of you.

I wish 90% of the population of the world got wiped out iin a plague - like "Survivors"

I wish that everyone on the planet has at least one great magical and happy christmas time, even those suffering from illness, poverty, and being totally alone in the universe and Santa was real for one christmas eve and on that day, not one single person went without food, shelter, and love.

Can I wish for 3 more wishes? ;)

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